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if she keeps complaining tell her you will take a dump standing up :]

2006-12-30 18:16:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 2

Well is there a little fairy in there? only kidding ha ha yuk it up, its New Years and have a Happy One you and your wife.
But seriously, why does she watch you is that something you guys do? I mean how trifling, to complain about something so personal and yet so trivial, it is not like you are peeing on the floor. I think she needs a time out. And you need to not worry about those things, just close the door and dont let her watch, that will stop that. The potty stuff is one place I believe we all know is the only private place we have. I think she owes you an apology for trespassing on that area. No one need to know those things ever. I mean if you pee in a bag from a catheter would she be happier?

2006-12-31 02:26:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I think it's great you find that relaxing, and I have no idea what your wife is complaining about. In my house, my husband's aim is always missing the toilet, or worse he goes in the sink, and I would give anything if he would put the seat down, and sit on it! forget "girly", its called the normal wife's dream!

2006-12-31 02:26:41 · answer #3 · answered by spaghetti 2 · 2 0

It might be because she has no choice in the manner. Because guys can pee standing up or sitting down, we see sitting down as a luxury, an option, while they see it as a requisite. Tell her the trade-off is we get the luxury of either shaving our face or looking like Grizzly Adams.

Nothing like a cold alcohol splash all over your razor-scraped face to say 'good morning'.

2006-12-31 02:19:48 · answer #4 · answered by Khnopff71 7 · 3 0

Why would she care anyway? I wouldn't care how my husband pee's. I would ask her why she is watching and cares anyways. Just tell her why you sit down. She should understand. If it bothers you when she tells you it's girlie tell her that it bothers you.

2006-12-31 02:30:41 · answer #5 · answered by steffiegirl815 3 · 1 0

So what are you asking? Yes its too girly! Men stand, so you must not be man enough you have to sit down every 5 minutes or you feel tired.

2006-12-31 02:16:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

I think you wife has too much time and her hands and why is she controlling what you do and how you do it in the bathroom anyway. Just because you are married doesn't mean you should lose your bathroom privacy!

2006-12-31 02:22:17 · answer #7 · answered by ginger 4 · 3 0

Hey, you can pee standing up, sitting down, upside down... just don't tell anybody...

2006-12-31 02:29:56 · answer #8 · answered by aloe 4 · 1 0

it is relaxing when you have to go for a long time or alot

2006-12-31 02:30:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Go outside and stand in the yard. Tell her "This is a guy thing and lookie here.....I'm standing".

2006-12-31 02:26:14 · answer #10 · answered by john h 4 · 1 0

A couple guys that I know say it's just them being lazy but you say relaxing...I'll never know....lol

2006-12-31 02:27:21 · answer #11 · answered by Krazee 2 · 1 1

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