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Errrrr...have you ever noticed folks forming fan clubs in my name? Do I become an egomaniac or allow some inconsolable fan the thought I really do not care. I think not but I will admit it is impressive on my resume.

Signed,
Andy Rooney

2006-12-30 18:16:58 · answer #1 · answered by r_a_i_n_m_a_n_5_9 3 · 1 0

Yes. Excessive dandruff and eyeball melting halitosis will no longer hold you back. Women will worship you. I will crawl on my knees over broken glass to bring you a half-caff, low-fat mocha latte, oh Great One.

2007-01-02 05:44:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Well, I hate to tell ya this, but you already ARE a chick magnet ;)

2006-12-30 18:16:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anashuya 6 · 1 1

Only if you work at the farm in the poultry portion

2006-12-30 18:16:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

OMG yes! That's hot!

2006-12-30 18:16:00 · answer #5 · answered by Marty 2 · 1 0

not until you get a pocket protector and a "catch phrase"
...know what I mean Vern?

2006-12-30 18:17:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

you bet man, keep the dream alive!

2006-12-30 18:14:52 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 1 0

yeah, maybe you can have parties and serve paper clips!




yummy yummy yummy is the rummy in my tummy!

2006-12-30 18:14:31 · answer #8 · answered by Cap'n Donna 7 · 1 1

Oh baby you already are

2006-12-30 18:14:29 · answer #9 · answered by Charisma 6 · 2 0

I thought you already were... but anyways... heck yes.

2006-12-30 18:15:06 · answer #10 · answered by experiMENTAL bunny 6 · 1 0

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