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You'll have a better time of appeasing the Dark Lord Vulcan if you stop by the local elementary school and fill up your van with screaming youngsters. Bring candy.

2007-01-02 05:40:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

There's no need to bring puppies there, the volcano just wanted to come near your house to hug you and be sure to be there.

2006-12-31 01:52:07 · answer #2 · answered by SKyLaR 3 · 0 0

Val Kilmer tastes like Chocolate

2006-12-31 01:48:40 · answer #3 · answered by Paul17 2 · 0 0

If you bring it some puppies, the volcano will lava you always!

2006-12-31 22:33:56 · answer #4 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 1 0

Well yes.

I told you not to leave the zebras in the volcano alone too long.

They have strange tendencies...

And zebras just LOVE puppies.

I'd bring them kittens as well.

2006-12-31 01:47:09 · answer #5 · answered by falzalnz 6 · 3 0

Puppies will only piss it off bring up at least 10 virgins.

2006-12-31 01:47:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If you're a virgin, just sacrifice yourself and jump in the volcano.

2006-12-31 01:46:53 · answer #7 · answered by experiMENTAL bunny 6 · 5 0

Naw........Dude! Lamb with Garlic and a fine Wine. Duhhhh

2006-12-31 01:49:26 · answer #8 · answered by Bygtree 2 · 0 0

Yes, that sounds like a perfect idea. Will you be using zebras as transportation? I'm still not sure what all they do.....

2006-12-31 01:47:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anashuya 6 · 4 0

Yes, if not done immediately you will soon be haunted by dreams of your uncle trying to set you on fire.

2006-12-31 22:00:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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