2006-12-30 17:41:17 · 21 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
In your heart, Circle Man...
Honor him in your heart.
Or just build another one after tying up your uncle since he has this habit of burning things.
Rememer how he burnt your house down while WATERING the garden?
Yeah, he's not a quick one.
2006-12-30 17:43:32 · answer #1 · answered by falzalnz 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
It's all perspective, Circ. What your grandfather actually did is made an effigy of Rummy - just depends on how you look at it.
Once every New Year's Day I celebrate the Don by thinking of all the countries we haven't invaded but could potentially invade next. Then I up my country club membership and send a few bucks to the GOP. Because it's grand, you understand. Then I sit back, look at the damage I've caused, and cackle like a witch. I scream about how bad a president Clinton was because he was the FIRST AND ONLY president to ever have an affair while in office. Then I lick my picture of Condi, salute Georgie's pic on the wall, and rub Cheney's a**.
Any of these might work, but if you really want to honor Rummy you should start a war with someone unlike yourself. I'm too lazy to.
2007-01-01 17:02:05 · answer #2 · answered by Me, Thrice-Baked 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put a picture on the wall of him and light candles around it, and don't let your uncle near the candles, and then throw darts at the picture, by candle-light. How's that for a way to honor RUMMY??
2006-12-31 01:50:44 · answer #3 · answered by nevada nomad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eat a large meal full of fiber, after you poop it out use your fecal matter to make a new sculpture. not only will it be a more honest representation of who rummy is it will be a lot more fun to light on fire.
2006-12-31 01:49:44 · answer #4 · answered by ginnyp82 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your uncle has a fire fettish doesn't he?
But back to your question..... I say give Rummy your bun warmers and be done with it.
2006-12-31 23:11:51 · answer #5 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
aww poor rummy!! You could try asking Dick Cheny.. he is an expert... in something I'm sure.. Don't you have to had a degree to be the vp?...
2006-12-31 01:43:33 · answer #6 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can build a statue out of a non-flammable material. Why you should want to do so, however, is beyond me.
2006-12-31 01:44:16 · answer #7 · answered by Ape Ape Man 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Every time you take a dump, salute the bowl and flush yelling, "Goodbye, Mr. Secretary."
2007-01-02 13:37:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Emulate him by living your life like the gutless s.o.b. that Rumsfeld is.
2006-12-31 01:45:34 · answer #9 · answered by Proud Liberal 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Make a sculpture with mashed potato.
2006-12-31 01:50:23 · answer #10 · answered by Ms. Pelled Babby Schmidt 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋