Yes I masterbate three or four times daily with household items.Frozen hotdogs are my absolute favorite!!! Myquestion is, is this considered cheating?
2006-12-30 16:18:06 · 28 answers · asked by sir confused 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
afterwards, i feed them to my family...what they don't know won't hurt'em right?
2006-12-30 16:25:35 · update #1
my husband eats it from the source, so whats wrong with eating it off a hotdog?
2006-12-30 16:37:31 · update #2
is it wrong that i smear my poop on their toast before i had the jelly? they like my special igrediant, even though they don't know what it is.
2006-12-30 17:11:55 · update #3
Yes, cause there is a good chance that the guy packing those weenies is masturbating into the batch. Damn, you better put a condom on those buggers, cause you might get pregnant from it and then what? Oh my. The kid might pop out with a hair net already on and signing "I wish I was an oscar myer weiner".
2006-12-30 16:27:47 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. JW 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't think the hotdogs are cheating. It would be a turn on for me, if I knew.
As far as the poop is concerned, I hope you are kidding about puting it on food. You could kill someone that way.
A fetish for scat (poop) is cool as long as noone gets hurt. Whatever does it for you, darling.
2006-12-31 00:55:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
screwin a hotdog is one thing, but feeding it to your family is just down right sick. How would you like it if your husband did it to you but stuck it somewhere else and watched you eat it. sicko.
2006-12-30 16:31:17 · answer #3 · answered by DR. PHiL 2 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats ur husband gonna say when you start poppin out little baby vienna sausages?????????????????? lol wow that make for a good hard laugh. aint that kinda chilly or is that part of the thrill of f-ing a hotdog??? GROOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSS
do you wait till your husband leaves to do this and while he is there do you sing......... OH I WISH I HAD AN OSCAR MYER WEANER?????
2006-12-30 16:38:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not cheating, anyone who says they do not masturbate is either not being honest, or has other issues. You say you feed them to your family afterward, does "family" include children? If so, that is a tad incestuous, not to mention gross.
2006-12-30 16:46:19 · answer #5 · answered by atty4u2006 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you plan on leaving your partner for a frozen hotdog...then yes.
2006-12-30 16:21:00 · answer #6 · answered by Shawn of the dead 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would say no...but becareful with those hotdogs....heard about some girl in my high school doing that and she had to go to the hospital...one broke inside of her and had to have it removed...gross_
2006-12-30 16:20:44 · answer #7 · answered by Chickybabe 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no no no it isnt! well i dont think that it is i mean if you enjoy your self and your spouse is clearly not doing any thing for you but just the thing that i find odd is HOTDOG come on just go to and sdult store and buy your self something better
2006-12-30 16:20:38 · answer #8 · answered by I can be your Juliet 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Does your partner consider it cheating? Cheating is in the heart of the cheated.
2006-12-30 16:24:41 · answer #9 · answered by Tired of being Mr. Nice 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a catholic, yes that is cheating on your girlfriend or wife or whatever. Masturbation is a mortal sin and is a misuse of sex. Other than that it is just gross!
2006-12-30 16:21:54 · answer #10 · answered by blk_ballard 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋