2006-12-30 15:13:45 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I must complete my army of mechanized hobos. We are currently building at record speeds in my basement, but we need more hobos. Can you help?
2006-12-30 15:16:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have to get the masses to start worshipping me for the Goddess I am. I'm not sure how to get that ball rolling but once that happens, world domination shouldn't be too far behind.
2006-12-30 23:20:28 · answer #2 · answered by Laci R 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. A rich father with connections.
I know you didn't ask but just because you're special I'll give you number two, which may also be interchangeable with choice one, and vice versa etc. and so on:
2. Be evangelical.
Aw, heck, because it's the holiday season,
3. Get a bullsh*t degree from Yale 4. Surround yourself with innately cruel and stupid people 5. Start a war and tell us it's for own 'protection'.
=) You're welcome.
2006-12-31 00:48:44 · answer #3 · answered by Me, Thrice-Baked 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
About 6 to 8 shots of vodka.
2006-12-30 23:18:54 · answer #4 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
oooh! ooh! I know! I know! First you must amass an army of kittens and then you will take it everywhere and no one will oppose you. Then you and your army of kittens will then take over the police, and then you will file for tax protection as a religion. See where I am going? The rest should be obvious.
2006-12-30 23:26:27 · answer #5 · answered by Gadwall 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sleep with Hilary Clinton, then you have the world by the Balls
2006-12-30 23:25:11 · answer #6 · answered by ASTRO 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
get a harem together first thing, wanna be the queen bee in my new world order... you always get first dibs and think of the shoes collection you will have hunny
2006-12-30 23:16:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Everyone must lay down their arms of destruction or be vaporized from my high powered laser beam.
2006-12-31 01:41:50 · answer #8 · answered by Dorkboy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
gain domination of Polls & Surveys!!! Judas Rabbi is on his way!
2006-12-30 23:16:04 · answer #9 · answered by MandaPanda 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I need to get this stupid double sided tape to stop sticking to my fingers
2006-12-30 23:15:45 · answer #10 · answered by Charisma 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋