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2006-12-30 14:37:38 · 53 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If they're hostile, then Mel Gibson.
If they come in peace, then I'd let my husband deal with them while we all have some coffee and cake--probably ask for a spin on their ride.
2006-12-30 14:43:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Genuine aliens from another planet would not ask me to take them to my leader. They would almost certainly have a communication problem with me.
I would hope they would not have any violent intentions. If they wanted peace, and wanted to negotiate an interplanetary trade agreement, they would almost certainly know who to go to by the time they would know how to communicate with me. They might make themselves well known, get invited to TV interviews, etc. Or they might stay secret, to avoid the uproar that might result from the general public knowing about them. In either case, they would be extremely unlikely to ask me to take them to my leader.
For that reason, I'm not doing any studying to learn who my leader is, to be prepared for this. Assuming I even have a leader, which I doubt. Instead, I will be just as surprised when it happens as anyone else would be, and probably just stand there speechless when they ask. They might think I'm an idiot, and go ask someone else. I just hope they get lucky enough to find the right person to ask, and not get shot or anything.
2006-12-30 14:52:18 · answer #2 · answered by x4294967296 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would take them out for a beer and explain politely that I am the leader of every silly little parade I care to walk in, then we'd do shots, I've always wanted to get an alien drunk,,,
2006-12-30 14:40:13 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would totally take them to my brother's apartment. I know he's not the leader, but they probably wouldn't know, and I know he could give them a good education about why they don't really need to know that he is not their leader. He could probably also get them to convert to several different religions.
2006-12-30 14:40:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
To church services and let them hear the gospel preached. Since there are no outer space aliens I will assume they are just lost alien sinners seeking for the truth and light of Jesus Christ.
2006-12-30 14:40:21 · answer #5 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The president
2006-12-30 14:42:02 · answer #6 · answered by reaching ♥ you 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Richard.
2006-12-30 14:39:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Al Sharpton
2006-12-30 14:39:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The President of the oil companies.
2006-12-30 14:39:23 · answer #9 · answered by Professor Armitage 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Mice - according to the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.
2006-12-30 14:40:13 · answer #10 · answered by chersgaz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋