My girlfriend has just chucked me out of the house...I have been drinking all day having fun on the internet when she started her nagging....She said i was drunk so i told her she was ugly but at least i will be sober in the morning......My feet never touched the ground on the way out......
How can i make it up to her....
2006-12-30 14:35:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
buy her a bottle of plonk and a bunch of (pea the beds) that should do it. Keep them coming Scotty your a laugh a minute..
2006-12-30 15:27:47 · answer #1 · answered by glasgow girl 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yet you were sane enough to type this question! If it was her house you were living in, you might as well go back tomorrow when you'r more sober. Pack up and leave - I'm almost sure she won't want you to stay. Look for another g/f who may be more accommodating - if there's still anyone like this around.
2006-12-30 14:44:15 · answer #2 · answered by PikC 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go to the pub and drink some more. And get yourself a new girlfriend in the mornin
2006-12-30 14:38:58 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stand under her bedroom window and play her a lovely medley of Michael Bolton songs on your bag pipes.
2006-12-30 14:49:12 · answer #4 · answered by feather girl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Does the phrase, kissing some a$$ come to mind? *
2006-12-30 14:49:22 · answer #5 · answered by Les Gramps 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He He He have another shot on me and we'll call her together He He He
2006-12-30 14:39:51 · answer #6 · answered by Charisma 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just remember sometimes sorry doesn't help. She may not accept your apology.
2006-12-30 14:39:48 · answer #7 · answered by Marenight 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bind her and take her on the kitchen table...
Works for me anyhow.
2006-12-30 14:40:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you get a job and dump the ***** shouldnt live by woman's rules be a ******* man
2006-12-30 14:39:48 · answer #9 · answered by kevin 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lift your Kilt and give her a show, i would let you back in.
2006-12-30 14:38:37 · answer #10 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋