Forks... what would you do?
2006-12-30 14:20:11 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I would dress then all up in pretty dresses and call the decadence, then MAKE THEM LIVE IN MY BASEMENT *oops sorry Charisma C will be back after taking her meds*
2006-12-30 14:22:53 · answer #1 · answered by Charisma 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd start a campaign to get people to STOP using plastic disposable forks, and use some of my million re-usable forks instead. THis would save a LOT of oil used in manufacturing plastic, and a million-forks worth of land fill!
2006-12-30 14:22:53 · answer #2 · answered by firefly 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Make a fork house and go around handing them out all the while yelling, "Fork You!!!"
2006-12-30 14:22:24 · answer #3 · answered by ... 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sell them to a fork company for $$.
2006-12-30 14:22:08 · answer #4 · answered by It's Me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I come to a fork...I take it.
But a million forks...I'd worry about getting lost.
2006-12-31 06:55:48 · answer #5 · answered by x 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Recoil in horror and become phobic of utensils.
Or I'd eat them.
Ooh, or I'd make a cult with myself as godhead and make the million little forks be my followers. Obviously there are many that will do it with little or no resistance - but only if I write a Book with a capital B with convoluted wording to be utilized at one's discretion (as long as whatever is done is in my name).
2006-12-30 16:53:49 · answer #6 · answered by Me, Thrice-Baked 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I had a million forks, I would fork someone's house. :)♥
2006-12-30 14:27:06 · answer #7 · answered by Michelle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take the fork less traveled and it will make all the difference.
2006-12-30 14:24:05 · answer #8 · answered by john s 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Start selling forks.. hehe.. or maybe build a really cool room.. Id never have to wash forks again. :)
2006-12-30 14:21:57 · answer #9 · answered by PenguinsWife 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Question if I was in the middle of a road someplace. Forks in the road aren't friendly.
2006-12-30 14:23:00 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would be able to Fork myself. Yeah That was awful
2006-12-30 14:22:18 · answer #11 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋