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I just got an invitation to a redneck wedding with a bridal registry at Walmart. What should I get ?

2006-12-30 13:52:49 · 28 answers · asked by frith25 4 in Social Science Psychology

Patois - They DO happen to be good friends of mine.My laughter was not malicious and stereotypical;it was more laughter(yes,I spelled it that way)of Irony.

2006-12-30 15:09:17 · update #1

Phil H. - I could tell you a thing or two about GRACE,... but I won't.After looking over a few of your answers, here's a word for you:BETISE
Look it up on your own link.

2006-12-30 15:12:49 · update #2

28 answers

a gift card to Jiffy Stop

2006-12-30 13:55:47 · answer #1 · answered by your_name_here 3 · 1 3

Well, you sound like an insufferable snob so maybe you could do them a big favor and bow out of their lives with all the grace you can muster. Here's a link to the definition of grace; just in case you're not familiar with the word or the concept.

http://www.wordreference.com/definition/grace

2006-12-30 22:26:44 · answer #2 · answered by Phil H 2 · 1 0

Be thankful you can buy them an inexpensive gift. Some people register at Tiffanys or Nieman Marcus. Don't laugh at these people. They know what they want and where to get it at the best price.

2006-12-30 22:03:11 · answer #3 · answered by notyou311 7 · 2 0

Skip the wedding. Sooner or later the couple would learn that you are a cultural bigot and would drop you as a friend anyway.

2006-12-30 22:01:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

They will probably like any thing from the Blue collar comedy tour.
Sounds stereotypical,but it works.

Glass cups or other typical household items will be perfect too.

2006-12-30 21:56:39 · answer #5 · answered by Tila 1 · 1 0

Look at the bridal registery to see what is on the list and buy something from it.

2006-12-30 21:55:07 · answer #6 · answered by Sparkles 7 · 4 0

While it is hilarious, I'm guessing they were thinking of flexibility. I'd go and get them something simple, like a toaster, or something really practical like plates and/or glasses.

2006-12-30 22:12:40 · answer #7 · answered by Cory W 4 · 2 0

How about a Dale Earnhart poster

2006-12-30 21:55:21 · answer #8 · answered by Jim M 2 · 0 1

How about something from the registry? While you're at it, get yourself a dictionary.

2006-12-30 21:55:42 · answer #9 · answered by El Leñador de Hojalata 3 · 4 0

one gift card
and two matching WalMart bath towels with the big yellow smiley face
and a can of Pringles

SMILE
good luck

2006-12-30 21:59:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

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