Have you ever been so completely moved by another person (Opposite sex)..That you felt the crazy desire to...?

Question

Become one with them..to Be passionate in every move with them..To feel total, absolute, and complete unity with them..and them alone..But were very far away..facing ROAD BLOCKS, HELICOPTERS, ALIEN ABDUCTION, SWIMMING THROUGH SWAMPS, DRUDGING THROUGH SEWER PIPES, ON HANDS AND KNEES AT TIMES...RUNNING OVER HOT COALS..OW OW OW OW OW OWOWOOW!..SWIMMING ACROSS A WIDE STINKY RIVER, CROSSING SIX LANES OF TRAFFIC ON FOOT, FACING A FIRING SQUAD, PINCHIN THE GRIM REAPERS BUTT ON THE WAY THROUGH( hOW YOU DOIN ) JUMPING OVER RAZOR WIRE, BRICK WALLS, PICKET FENCES..SLIPPING FREEKIN OW....GOING TO HOSPITAL TO HAVE PICKET PICKED OUT OF YOU KNOW WHERE BY A VERY CALLOUS AND UN- FRIENDLY YOU KNOW WHO, AND RESUMING THE RUN IN A MUCH MORE DILIGENT MANNER THAN FERRIS FREEKIN BUELLER EVER THOUGHT OF WHILE TRYING TO ELUDE HIS PRINCIPLE? PAL....YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER...BUT YOU GOTTA LAUGH.....thirty.

Answer 1

Wow,what a lucky girl ,but you had better disinfect and take a shower when you get there.Girls don't like sewer sludge,alien slime , splinters,road dust,blood or half dead dirty men.
and I did have a good laugh too ,you big silly........Get a grip...a really nice grip........hm-mm.

Answer 2

I don't know why the father left his own daughter. I think that the best way was to do what they were doing talk on the phone/online and see each other every while. At least that's better than being hopeless not to see each other again.

Answer 3

Lol, Yeah I used to until I grew up and figured out he was using me as a doormat.

Answer 4

Never. I hope someone has the decency to shoot me before that ever happens.

Answer 5

Hey... hey... hey! Chill out dude. You need to be gelling! Buy some for your shoes.

Answer 6

oh Ferris Bueller...it must be love