Funniest answer 10 pts.
2006-12-30 12:22:57 · 18 answers · asked by Curious George 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
He saw Dick Cheney with a shotgun.
2006-12-30 13:22:27 · answer #1 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my elite cadre of guerrillas, one of which is an actual gorilla, leaped from the bushes where we had been waiting to abduct him. We were gonna put him on trail for crimes against, well everything, but he started shrieking and got Koko all worked up, and l you don't want to know the rest.
(so we left his corpse behind and osama came along and banged it in the bumhole. har)
2006-12-30 12:35:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Saddam's ghost appeared out of nowhere and told him that God is asking him to cure his obsession with war.
2006-12-30 12:32:19 · answer #3 · answered by Cheshire Riddle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He met me and we had a duel
I called upon my guards to inprison him as he walked through the park here in Iraq, they pounced and rushed him but he quickly jumped and used a government banned karate chop, breaking both my guards necks.
Now it was up to me to make him pay. I drew my sword. Then quickly I jumped up and nearly sliced him in two, when he quickly drew out his handgun and shot me twice. Wounded, I crawled into a nearby hole in the ground. Thankfully he coudnt find me.
Over the next weeks, soldiers came and came looking for me. There was no sign of Saddam anywhere. But one day, a soldier finally found me. As he was walking, he stumbled upon a hole in the ground. then he called his fellows, and pulled there guns, capturing me for good.
2006-12-30 12:25:13 · answer #4 · answered by Saddam Insane 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Bumbles attacked from behind a giant snow pile.... 1, 2, 3 yellow snowballs right to the face..... and then 1 into the teeth..... then bumbles grabbed ol GW and gave him a stinkface!!!!! Take that!!! Heres your weapon of mass destruction!!!!! (fart........)!!!!!!
2006-12-30 12:27:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ossama popped out the bushes and banged him in the bumhole
2006-12-30 12:25:47 · answer #6 · answered by booger 1 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Get real. The Secret Service NEVER lets him out alone!
2006-12-30 12:29:35 · answer #7 · answered by woundbyte 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Saddam's ghost appeared and said you've killed more people than the Butcher of Baghdad.., I am so jealous!!!
2006-12-30 12:31:07 · answer #8 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
he realized he was actually giving a press conference in front of a crowd instead.
2006-12-30 12:27:41 · answer #9 · answered by KatGuy 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Monica lewinsky appeared out of no where and invited him back to her place. He accepted.
2006-12-30 12:25:25 · answer #10 · answered by Oeuf 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋