2006-12-30 11:05:51 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well I don't think there are any vampires working there, even though they literally suck the blood outta you, so I don't think your plan will work!
2006-12-30 11:08:27 · answer #1 · answered by Viviana 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dont eat any garlic... do the same thing this guy did!!!
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Dennis Weatherman arrived at his Internal Revenue Service audit accompanied by another man.
Going over his records, the IRS official said, "Well, sir, it appears that you live at a much higher level than your reported income. How do you explain that?" Dennis replied, "I love to gamble and I always win." The skeptical official gave him a disbelieving look. "I can prove it," said Dennis. "How about a demonstration?" The official thought a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead."
Dennis said, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye." The auditor thought a moment and said, "No way! It's a bet!" Dennis removed his glass eye and bit it. The official's jaw dropped. Dennis said, "Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye." The official could tell Dennis wasn't blind, so he took the bet. Dennis then removed his dentures and bit his good eye. The stunned official was now three grand in the hole!
Dennis said, "Want to go double or nothing? I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on your desk and piss into that wastebasket by the door over there and never get a drop anywhere in between." The official, twice burned, was cautious now, but there's no way this guy could manage that stunt, so he agreed again! Dennis climbed up on the official's desk, missed the wastebasket completely, and pretty much got pee all over the desk. The official grinned. He had just turned a huge loss into a huge win! But then he noticed that Dennis's friend looked ashen and was visibly shaking. "Are you okay?" he asked. The man replied, "Not really. Yesterday Dennis bet me twenty thousand dollars he'd piss all over your desk and you'd be happy about it!"
2006-12-30 11:09:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry kid, I don't think their is enough garlic in the world to keep the IRS from anyone... Not even Wiezely Snipes can get away with it!
2006-12-30 11:12:54 · answer #3 · answered by Tootsie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
theres not enough garlic in the world to keep the irs away
2006-12-30 11:08:34 · answer #4 · answered by jelandjer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can eat all you want but the irs will keep on comeing!
2006-12-30 11:08:24 · answer #5 · answered by mdcmdcmusic 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You might as well ask how much raw sewage you need to keep a dead skunk from stinking.
Nothing keeps them away.
2006-12-30 11:08:57 · answer #6 · answered by marklemoore 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10 pounds
2006-12-30 11:07:45 · answer #7 · answered by Death Virus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the heck is IRS??
2006-12-30 11:07:43 · answer #8 · answered by iKILLu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1/3 of everything you make
2006-12-30 11:07:34 · answer #9 · answered by question 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As much as you can get your hands on. This includes powder.
2006-12-30 11:09:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋