funny so I can laugh. As you should already know(from my previous question) i am feeling down.....i need something to laugh at.
I'll give best answer to about anybody right now! Thanks!
2006-12-30 08:40:00 · 15 answers · asked by .:♥ Fire Within♥ :. 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Anybody?? *evil grin* hmm.. lol jk, cheer up sweetie :) turn that frown upside down *hugz*
♥ Karma
2006-12-30 08:42:51 · answer #1 · answered by ☆Karma☆ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A swine is taught through psalms and epistles that god has a snout and bristles. Here's a poem., Mary had a little lamb., a little pork a little ham.,a little egg on toast a little potted roast.,a bit of stew some dumpling white., a bit of beef, an appetite.
2006-12-30 17:01:03 · answer #2 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i was walking behind my crush, (were going out now :D) but anyways I'm a huge klutz and tripped, and being a human instinct i wanted to grab on to something so i would not fall, and i grabbed his pants, and on the way down i pulled his pants and boxers down...and i did a face plant.....and got a bloody nose with blood all over the halls and on my brand new clothes, and leaving him in complete and utter embarassment
2006-12-30 16:43:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
2006-12-30 16:49:18 · answer #4 · answered by J-Dawn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hiii... here's a little joke for you, which i hope would make you laugh....
Once 3 Turtles decided to go on a picnic.
When they got there, they realized that they had forgotten the soda.
The youngest turtle said he would go home & get it if they wouldn't eat the snacks until he got back.
A week went by,
then a month,
finally an year ,
the 2 turtles said 'oh, come on,lets eat the snacks'
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suddenly the little turtle popped up from behind a rock and said 'if you
do like this, I won't go!'
i really wanted to make you laugh. hey, enjoy the day! well, please be happy in the coming year...ok? well, Happy New Year & be HAPPY!!!!
2006-12-30 16:50:06 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a 90 year old man starts doing his 85 year old wife and then starts sucking on her breasts. a few minutes later he is dead and the autopsy report says expired milk.
2006-12-30 16:45:30 · answer #6 · answered by Jessee 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A mum is in the bath with her 5 yr old son, and during the bath, the lad turned around and looked at his mother intently. His eyes were drawn to his mothers tuppence...
"Mummy," he said " What is that between your legs?"
Slightly embarrassed, she tried to think quickly of a suitable answer for the little lad.
"It's where God hit Mummy with an axe" she replied.
"Ooooooo" said the son, wincing "Right in the f*cking c*nt ... "
2006-12-30 16:42:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
My grandfather, from Venus, eats thru his nose.
2006-12-30 16:44:13 · answer #8 · answered by justwingit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this always makes me smile- when my friend goes (in a chinese voice) " your credit overdue!, you pay now!" or when he says "shitaki mushrooms!" please cheer up it makes me sad whenever a person is feeling down. :)
2006-12-30 16:50:45 · answer #9 · answered by *august 12th* 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They hanged Saddam this morning
2006-12-30 16:43:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋