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these two penguins are sitting in the bathroom when one says " psst hey budy pass the salt" the other penguin replys "what do ya think i am, a typewriter?"

2006-12-30 08:05:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

69

2006-12-30 16:04:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Pass the Butter

2006-12-30 15:57:32 · answer #3 · answered by jamesnimbus 3 · 0 1

The Holocost was Ashlee Simpson's fault.

2006-12-30 15:56:06 · answer #4 · answered by Rasputin 2 · 3 1

Be funny?! Just like that??? How do you expect me to find something funny to say, like that, in a second? & don't press me, OK? I'm no good under pressure...

2006-12-30 16:02:28 · answer #5 · answered by â?ª The RedHead â?« (Dead & Gone) 3 · 0 1

It's going to be a long day if you ask me for senseless wit.

2006-12-30 15:57:01 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0 1

thx 4 da pnts

2006-12-30 15:57:43 · answer #7 · answered by kayanbean24 5 · 0 2

What is it the kids say these days, "Up your nose with a rubber hose."

2006-12-30 16:03:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

And that is why you never give a gun to ducks

2006-12-30 15:57:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

hairy purple pickles.

2006-12-30 16:39:08 · answer #10 · answered by stardogchampion2002 3 · 0 0

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