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Everyone knows bras come in all different shapes,sizes,colour and material...BUT do you know that even with all this variety there are only 4 DIFFERENT types of bras

1)..Catholic
2)..Salvation Army
3)..The Presbyterian
4)..The Baptist

and the difference between these are

1)The Catholic type supports the masses.
2)The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen
3)The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright
4)The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills

2006-12-30 06:55:37 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

25 answers

>snerk<

all these years I've been a Baptist when I should have been a Catholic. Dang. Now you tell me!

2006-12-30 08:05:32 · answer #1 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 2 0

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
{A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !

They forgot the German bra. Holtzemfromfloppen!

2006-12-30 15:54:39 · answer #2 · answered by J-Dawn 7 · 2 0

Thanks,great.

2006-12-30 15:06:59 · answer #3 · answered by Rich B 7 · 1 0

Cute

2006-12-30 14:57:20 · answer #4 · answered by megatronbomb 4 · 1 1

That's cute I laughed a little bit. I'm Baptist (my religion not my breast) My breast are Catholic!

2006-12-30 15:00:53 · answer #5 · answered by Ms. Lise 4 · 2 0

HAHA!! That is REALLY good! Go post it in the Jokes and Riddles Section! Wow...really funny.

2006-12-30 14:58:55 · answer #6 · answered by hello. it's me. 4 · 1 0

OKay, I have to say that that is pretty funny. Did you make that up? High Five dude!

2006-12-30 15:00:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

what about the Pentecostal, the native peoples, wiccan, pagan, santerian, etc etc etc many cultures, many boobs, many types of over the shoulder bolder holders! lmao

2006-12-30 15:00:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Hilarious *speaking sarcastically*

2006-12-30 14:57:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

5) ...the Atheist type

--she denies their existence
(and is thinkin' 'bout gettin' a girlfriend)



not that there's anything wrong w/that

2006-12-30 17:31:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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