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get out of bed, drive to the Holiday, buy a Capp and a Krispy Kreme to drown my sorrows and drive to St Cloud to Macy's and buy that new Cuisinart I had been wanting anyway.......
Happy New Year!

2006-12-30 06:16:02 · answer #1 · answered by otisisstumpy 7 · 1 0

Hmmm....
That's a very disturbing thought. I would have to try to boil water on the stove & pour it through some grounds in a coffee filter or dirty sock or whatever I could find.
If all else failed, a pinch of folgers between the cheek & gums might keep me alive until I could get to the convenience store.

2006-12-30 06:23:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I would drive to the gas station and buy a big cup of it immediately.
If I don't have coffee in the morning I feel like crying.
It is a huge addiction for me.

2006-12-30 06:35:58 · answer #3 · answered by mom 5 · 0 0

Call 911. Buy a casket. Invite your friends to MR. COFFEE's funeral.

2006-12-30 06:14:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'm allergic to coffee. But if my Tea's-Made is on the fritz, I'll just have to brew up the old-fashioned way.

2006-12-30 06:14:25 · answer #5 · answered by Mary W 5 · 0 0

who's MR coffee and why should i care if he's dead.
just go to statbucks.

2006-12-30 06:12:55 · answer #6 · answered by Jezabel the annoyed cat 7 · 0 0

Go to 7-11.

2006-12-30 06:11:44 · answer #7 · answered by Atlas 6 · 1 0

Go to the store to buy a new one and on the way stop at Starbucks.

2006-12-30 06:11:56 · answer #8 · answered by waxingtheturtle2 4 · 1 0

I would hope it happened after he made my morning coffee, first. Have a cup, then phone the morgue. j/k lol

2006-12-30 06:13:12 · answer #9 · answered by Rowan 7 · 1 0

Get the jar of instant out of the cuboard, Yuk!!!!

2006-12-30 06:18:46 · answer #10 · answered by P-Nut 7 · 0 0

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