Which of these Chuck Norris Facts are true?
1) When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
2) There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
3) Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
4) When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
5) Chuck Norris invented the internet… just so he had a place to store his porn.
6) Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
7) When Chuck Norris goes into a strip club the strippers give HIM money
2006-12-30 03:20:13 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
I like number 4
2006-12-30 04:18:23 · answer #1 · answered by Ronni 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
4 or 7
2006-12-30 03:27:55 · answer #2 · answered by believeinwishes 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is the rationalization why Waldo is hiding in case you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. consistently. Chuck Norris can slam revolving doorways. Chuck Norris would not study books. He stares them down till he gets the counsel he needs. Chuck Norris CAN have faith it truly is not butter.
2016-10-28 17:38:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
For Halloween, Chuck Norris went as Cole Hamels. (((oops)))
2006-12-30 03:35:43 · answer #4 · answered by zah 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Trick question!! Numbers 1 and 4 are both true!!
2006-12-30 03:26:16 · answer #5 · answered by FlyChicc420 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll agree with your number 7.
2006-12-30 03:23:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
my favorite is...
once chuck norris went on vacation to the virgin islands...now they're just the islands.
2006-12-30 03:26:43 · answer #7 · answered by DeceptiConservative 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
All of them! And the one you forgot is.........
8.Chuck Norriss' S * * t don't stink and it come's out in saran wrap.
2006-12-30 03:36:07 · answer #8 · answered by LucySD 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋