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This joke is better heard than read but here goes(read it out loud):

A man with a speech impediment (non PC bit) goes to a building site looking for a job.
'W-w-w-what's the p-p-pay l-l-like?'
Workman: 'The pay's not that hot but the perks are good'
'W-w-w-what d-d-do you m-mean?
'Come up the scaffolding and I'll show you'
They both went up the scaffolding and the workman waited until the foreman walked beneath the scaffold.He slyly kicked a brick off the edge and shouted down: 'FALLING BRICK!!!'
Tha foreman jumped aside and the brick just missed him.
He was so grateful he climbed up the scaffold and gave the workman £10 for saving his life.
'T-t-that's a g-g-good t-trick! I-i-ill t-try t-that.'
He waited until the manager walked underneath then kicked the brick and shouted:
'F-F-F-F-F-F-Flipping heck ..Ive killed him'

2006-12-29 23:06:44 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

HAHAHAHAhahahahahaaheeheeheheehehahahahlol

that was soooooooooooooooooooooooo funny
teeheehahahahahehehehehe

2006-12-29 23:22:27 · answer #1 · answered by Dr Doom 5 · 2 0

It wasn't humorous the least bit, it particularly is definitely unwell. Why do no longer the BBC have a meeting with all of those so called 'entertainers' and tell them to income however that's they're going to say, it is not all off the cuff. Moyles is not extra constructive than he would desire to be, lacklustre striving for sensationalism.

2016-12-15 11:28:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Quite funny

2006-12-30 01:28:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Only £10 !
what do he get for a whole p-p-p-pallet of b-b-b-b-b-bricks

2006-12-29 23:24:11 · answer #4 · answered by jabelite 3 · 1 0

LOL..nice one hunni

2006-12-29 23:30:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

haha

2006-12-30 00:21:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Kool! I really like it.

2006-12-29 23:19:07 · answer #7 · answered by funmzire 5 · 1 0

haha..very good..lol

2006-12-30 01:27:18 · answer #8 · answered by Im outta here. 4 · 0 0

hahahahaha

2006-12-29 23:18:56 · answer #9 · answered by onukpa 3 · 1 0

BOO! OFF THE STAGE!

2006-12-29 23:08:42 · answer #10 · answered by Wow! I have a pig nose! 4 · 0 2

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