This joke is better heard than read but here goes(read it out loud):
A man with a speech impediment (non PC bit) goes to a building site looking for a job.
'W-w-w-what's the p-p-pay l-l-like?'
Workman: 'The pay's not that hot but the perks are good'
'W-w-w-what d-d-do you m-mean?
'Come up the scaffolding and I'll show you'
They both went up the scaffolding and the workman waited until the foreman walked beneath the scaffold.He slyly kicked a brick off the edge and shouted down: 'FALLING BRICK!!!'
Tha foreman jumped aside and the brick just missed him.
He was so grateful he climbed up the scaffold and gave the workman £10 for saving his life.
'T-t-that's a g-g-good t-trick! I-i-ill t-try t-that.'
He waited until the manager walked underneath then kicked the brick and shouted:
'F-F-F-F-F-F-Flipping heck ..Ive killed him'
2006-12-29
23:06:44
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