Paddy and Rastus are room-mates and both go for the same job.Unfortunately the manager is a racist and does n't like coloured people so gives the job to Paddy.Back at the lodgings,Rastus is peeved at Paddy getting the job and when he is asleep,smears boot polish on his face.In the morning the landlady shouts:'Wake up Paddy,you do n't want to be late on your first day at work!' Paddy gets dressed in a hurry,runs out of the house having grabbed a sandwich and hurries to work.In the high street he looks in a shop window and sees his black-faced reflection.
'Stupid landlady' he says...'She's only gone and woken up the wrong man!'
2006-12-29 22:13:04 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one for my list!!
heres one for you
paddy goes for a job on a building site! can you make tea? asks the forman,i can i can! can you drive a fork lift?be jesus how bigs the bloody teapot!!!
2006-12-29 22:24:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
to good a joke to have been lost glad you found 10/10
2006-12-30 04:45:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is feckin' funny I laughed my paddy **** of!....what sandwich did he have?.........and why didn't the landlady tell him?...
2006-12-29 22:49:15 · answer #3 · answered by JackLove 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-12-29 22:14:32 · answer #4 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not very funny. Almost racist. 5/10.
2006-12-29 22:20:13 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Like that
2006-12-29 22:15:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
love it, anything that puts a smile on my face is good. lol
2006-12-29 23:07:04 · answer #7 · answered by Dr Doom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 10/10
2006-12-30 00:54:29 · answer #8 · answered by nationwide 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO....funny
2006-12-29 23:31:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very very good 10/10
2006-12-29 22:15:46 · answer #10 · answered by Steven E 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋