Best answers to ridiculous Q...could do with a laugh!!
2006-12-29 21:56:22 · 23 answers · asked by crazeeladee no more 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
to change the oil in ur car.......and lube ur chassis. :)
2006-12-29 22:00:01 · answer #1 · answered by jesse james 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey sweety look you may have put this question up for a laugh but i think well even if you did or didnt we will all find our spechial someone someday look heres a little story sweety,
i belive when we r all born we r born with an exact other person if ure boy its a girl and girl then its a boy and we spend our whole lives searching for this perosn and when we find them we know we get that feeling and we know its true love....
so swety if u wait and do not go looking ture man will find you :)
2006-12-30 06:05:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Zena, you have found somebody, the person you live with all day, every day. Learn to love yourself, to honor yourself, to acknowledge that you are truly the greatest and most wonderful person you know. If you can truly accept yourself, without judgment, and recognize that you are exactly the way you need to be, then you will feel comfortable with yourself and others will recognize this comfort and seek you out. Honor yourself and others will honor you. Trust yourself, your judgment, your own integrity. You may find you don't really "need" another person, what you need is to learn to like yourself. When you are comfortable with you, then you will find plenty of others. Try it, it works.
2006-12-30 06:05:21 · answer #3 · answered by judgebill 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
To help my Mom off the American Airlines toilet seat shes been stuck in for 4 hours!!!
Omg, That just happened at this airport recently, really!
2006-12-30 06:02:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you suggesting coconuts migrate???ARE YOU????ARE YOU????
scratch that
its not coconut season
its acorn season,damn squirrels always get the best acorns first though.
-chases a squirell-
I WANT YOUR NUTS GIVE TO ME YOU FLUFFY SQUIRREL BASTARD DAHHHHHHHH
-gets bombarbed by nutts-
damn squirrels.
-squirells flush my comic collection down the tiolet-
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! YOU BASTARDS!YOU WILL PAY!YOU WILL PAY!
-stands there as the squirel pulls out its wallet and hands me a was of cash-
I'm not done yet!
-grabs the squirel sqauts behind some bushes-
remember save a tree use a squirrel.all the way ,every day, do not delay!
2006-12-30 06:16:27 · answer #5 · answered by niffirg 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
im a single man looking for the right woman im 6,0 190 lbs. brown hair, light brown eyes if u think ur the right one find me
2006-12-30 06:02:34 · answer #6 · answered by David G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To fix a leaky tap?
2006-12-30 06:54:48 · answer #7 · answered by edison 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So says the skeleton
2006-12-30 06:00:28 · answer #8 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NEED HELP MAIL ME AT-
dude_ryan_cool@yahoo.com
2006-12-30 05:59:22 · answer #9 · answered by Ryan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is it new or old models.does the body need to be in good condition.do you require souls to go with the body,s you aquire.
2006-12-30 06:28:43 · answer #10 · answered by tarrot 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can find you the body, but do you need the spirit as well ?
2006-12-30 05:58:25 · answer #11 · answered by wizard of the East 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋