An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work.
His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison for bank robbery.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament.
Shortly, he received this reply,
"For HEAVEN'S SAKE Dad, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the Money!"
At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen policemen showed up and dug up the entire garden, without finding any money.
Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asking him what to do next.
His son's reply was: "Now plant your potatoes, Dad. It's the best I could do from here."
2006-12-29 21:19:25 · 28 answers · asked by axilaryguy 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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happy new year
2006-12-30 06:05:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL! For the good laugh, let me repay you with my prison joke posted days ago...for those who missed:
In a prison where inmates gather to hear jokes during break time... there's this popular old-timer who's famous for his jokes.
The old-timer was so funny that...inmates will burst into laughter even if the joke were recycled ones. The other inmates were so used to the old-timer's joke that, all the old-timer had to do is tell the joke by it's number...like: Joke #11, inmates surely burst into laughter... Joke# 5, another round of laughter.
One day, a new inmate came and was puzzled that, every time the old-timer says a number, other inmates burst into laugher. At first he didn't understand ...but when he learned the jokes behind the numbers... he too has a laugh.
But the new inmate has other things in mind. He want to be as popular as the old-timer that...one day on a gathering, he opens:
I'll tell you a joke...Joke #3, nobody laughs. Then he tried again... Joke #14... still no laughter.
Bemused, one night he asked the old timer how come he can make others laugh just by telling the joke number... while he can not. We're just telling the same joke...what's the secret?...said the new inmate.
The old-timer replied....
Son...there's no secret. It's how you deliver a Joke....
2006-12-29 22:04:44 · answer #2 · answered by Mr. Kite 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
XD 10/10
2006-12-29 21:22:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A GOLDEN OLDIE BUT 8/10
2006-12-29 22:12:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2007-01-01 05:48:05 · answer #5 · answered by dang_terr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Good one. 10/10!
2006-12-29 22:26:12 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Child : (returning from his cricket match in his compound) "Mom mom ", can I have an apple?
Mom: But you just ate one.
Child : An apple a day keeps the doctor away and I just broke his window.
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Child : (returns home after getting her report card)
Mother:whats your final grade?
Child : Underwater
Mother : what does that mean?
Child: Below C LEVEL
Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaasssssseeeeeee... rate
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2006-12-29 21:44:16 · answer #7 · answered by Raven 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I heard the same joke, but it had to do with hiding weed in firewood. Always a goodie...
2006-12-29 21:22:26 · answer #8 · answered by Detroit Diva 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its very funny nice joke 5 star
2006-12-30 01:13:24 · answer #9 · answered by ahsu254 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA..i love it....great joke...happy new year...10/10
2006-12-29 21:44:14 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!!
Thanks for sharing this with us!!
Everyone in my family really smiled after this AMAZING joke and thanked you, so THANKS FOR SHARING THIS!!!
Happy New year. Hope you have an amazing 2007.
2007-01-01 09:34:11 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋