Top Ten Blonde Inventions
10...The water-proof towel
9...Solar powered flashlight
8...Submarine screen door
7...A book on how to read
6...Inflatable dart board
5...A dictionary index
4...Ejector seat in a helicopter.
5...Powdered water
2...Pedal-powered wheel chair
1...Water-proof tea bag
2006-12-29 20:42:49 · 10 answers · asked by nocturnal fear 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Do I detect a little jealousy here?
2006-12-29 20:54:28 · answer #1 · answered by having_a_blonde_day_lol 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a youthful housewife, desirous to sell sort of their lives, delivered homestead some video games and crafts from the shop. countless hours later, the extra youthful husband lower back homestead from artwork to locate an exceedingly distraught better half sitting interior the nook together with her hands crossed and a heavy frown on her face. He checked his watch. "i'm not overdue am I?" he asked carefully. She shook her head. With a puzzled look, he asked what the difficulty became. "i had to suprise you with exciting new hobbies for the two one human beings," she mentioned, "...I...nicely... i attempted all afternoon yet i could not extra wholesome any of the products jointly." She confirmed him the field with the tiger image as they went into the eating room. she had each and every thing unfold around the table. "See honey, it somewhat is meant to be a tiger." He appeared first on the field she became protecting then on the table and then at his spouse as he immediately began to make experience of all of it. "you recognize, honey...i think of that this puzzle would desire to be defective. i will....uh... positioned it away. Then we can try a different interest." And without yet another be conscious, he took the field from her and ushered her into the different room. Then he immediately lower back to the eating room, "I knew blondes have been dumb yet..." he muttered as he immediately amassed up each and all of the Frosted Flakes from the ideal of the table and positioned them lower back into the field.
2016-10-19 05:08:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!! Hehehehehehehe! But technically, the inventions are all stupid.
2006-12-29 23:58:17 · answer #3 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh...And a cube soccer ball so it won't roll away...hehheh
2006-12-29 23:14:37 · answer #4 · answered by o0geezers0o 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THEY ARE GREAT INVENTIONS JUST MOST WONT WORK
8/10
2006-12-29 22:04:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehehehehe thats funny
2006-12-30 01:02:21 · answer #6 · answered by nationwide 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!!!! i really enjoyed #3 powdered water???? LoL nice one! ;)
2006-12-30 00:10:20 · answer #7 · answered by Madison 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey their all cool inventions lol
2006-12-29 20:45:57 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao ☺♥
2006-12-29 21:24:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-12-30 00:21:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋