DEATH ROW: What do inmates think on the last day of Death Row?
1) D*** I hope the governor calls!
2) S*** No more steak dinners for me!
3) Dumb mofo! If they had only given me everything they had, I wouldn't have had to kill the dic*****!
4) What card can I play now? I got to think ... Black (no), homosexual (maybe now!) ... lame defense? (hey I'm HERE ain't I what was that fool doing?) Gotta find some way to push this s*** back!
5) TEMPORARY INSANITY!!!! That's the ticket! I WAS crazy but now I'm not ... let me the F*** OUT!!!
6) Shoulda takin' that deal! I'd be back on the streets by now. Doing the same S*** to someone else
7) So this is the end ... 997 appeals, 30 years after I killed that mofo ... does anyone even remember what I did to wind up in this jam?
8) But I been so d*** good behind bars! Don't that count for nothing! S*** ... I know that I ain't got no weapons in here, I know that my favorite victims ain't available (unarmed, helpless suckers). But ... I ain't killed nobody in 25 years behind bars ... cut me some slack, Jack!
9) But ... I spent the last 25 years tryin' to get kids outta gangs! I was nominated for the f***ing Nobel peace prize! I got lots of Hollywood people behind me! Please don't do to me what I did to those people who wouldn't give me what I wanted! (Tookie Williams, put to death, in all places California! Y'all got one right!)
10) G**d*** IT'S GETTING HOT! They musta replaced the warden! He got horns and a tail! WTF!!! That MOFO is red! S***! Got screwed by the system again! Sent to Motherf****ng hell! Now ain't that that some S***!
2006-12-30 11:59:17
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answer #1
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answered by ornery and mean 7
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They are thinking that they hope that no one ever ask that question what they would be thinking on there last day on death row.
2006-12-29 21:36:30
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answered by cuddydman 2
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What does someone think about before they ask a question?
Just wondering would they still be thinking about the question or who would be answering the question? Or would they think about the answers to come. Would they go crazy?
2006-12-29 20:01:37
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answer #3
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answered by snowdrift 3
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I hope they go crazy. After 13 court appeals, all denied, You'd think they'd be done and finally accept their punishment.
2006-12-29 19:57:49
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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That they are fixing to get the needle. I would hope that they are thinking about there lives and if they have made every thing right with God and which direction they will go after there dead.
2006-12-29 23:50:01
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answer #5
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answered by Lori H 3
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all the stuff they did through out their life and their loved ones and the day they made their last free mistake
2006-12-29 18:50:20
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answered by jerami h 1
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o. and mean above.......your comment number 10 had me LOL and Rotf
thanks for the chuckle
2006-12-30 15:43:33
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answer #7
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answered by karen g 4
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I would imagine they are thinking non stop about a power failure.
2006-12-29 20:06:49
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answered by George 4
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