Soon I will sit upon the Earth like a throne, and those who bow to me will have all their hearts desires. Those who don't are condemed to toil for life.
2006-12-29 18:22:57 · 25 answers · asked by Satan 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Let me say it clearly..
You are an idiot.
2006-12-29 18:26:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yeah yeah, say... can u promise me an eternal life?
What's good if we can have all our hearts desires and still can't live long enough to enjoy it?
By the way, how long u think u can sit on that throne?? Just asked.
2006-12-30 02:32:57 · answer #2 · answered by wings 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sit upon the earth like a throne? Does this mean you have a really large butt then?
Inquiring minds wanna know!
2006-12-30 02:46:22 · answer #3 · answered by February Rain 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some dummy who wants to keep you company because what you offer sounds and looks really good. And you have already done the job of clogging their hearts with your poison.
And this person or persons are to materialistic to think in any other direction.
2006-12-30 02:29:02 · answer #4 · answered by SEG48 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually Satan is already imprisoned here on earth (Rev 12:9) and he tried to tempt Jesus while Jesus was on earth and if Satan's offer wasn't good enough for Jesus what makes your's so much better? Sorry to spoil your fun.
2006-12-30 02:27:35 · answer #5 · answered by joyofjoys 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ave Satanas!
2006-12-30 02:29:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now lets get real here. Satan's far too busy running his evil empire to spend time chatting on yahoo answers. I know, I face his troops everyday and I keep him very busy. So, to paraphrase the devil spirits who answered Jesus, Satan I know, and God I know but who are you?
2006-12-30 15:23:36 · answer #7 · answered by ManoGod 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
... I do believe that the first Satan worshiping started in the ancient Persia by those who opposed the good religion (Zoroastrianism) ... Satan's name in that particullar religion is Ahriman (the evil force opposing Ahura Mazda (the wise Lord))... Look it up to find more stuff on it...Goodluck Satan ;)
2006-12-30 02:30:47 · answer #8 · answered by Geist König 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is fascinating how desperately you fight against faith. One must presume from such that you recognize its reality in general, but are absorbed by the effort to deny it individually.
When you are tired of your anger and bitterness, come on by. We'd love to love you.
2006-12-30 02:26:06 · answer #9 · answered by Joe Cool 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you'd find more followers if you visited Wall Street or maybe the RNC.
2006-12-30 02:38:38 · answer #10 · answered by Good Times, Happy Times... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And where exactly will those who choose not to follow you toil? With Jesus? I choose Jesus
2006-12-30 02:25:34 · answer #11 · answered by didjlord 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋