A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations." To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $600?"
2006-12-29 17:29:49 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hee hee :)
2006-12-29 17:31:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Revenge is sweet! 10/10!
2006-12-29 22:52:10 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, wonderful joke XD
I can't stop laughing, i would rate this a 10/10
2006-12-29 17:33:43 · answer #3 · answered by BlueRocks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-06-21 11:49:56 · answer #4 · answered by Simone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one got her 9/10
2006-12-29 19:24:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I'm the guy...I would have yelled back...
Sorry dear, didn't know you've got Syphyllis...
2006-12-29 17:37:51 · answer #6 · answered by Mr. Kite 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends. She might interpet that he is already taken. He has to make a move to let her know.
2016-03-29 00:36:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A phychology lesson, well learned..
2006-12-29 17:43:55 · answer #8 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-12-29 20:29:55 · answer #9 · answered by Titan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so funny!How did u come up with that!
Seriously it is helarious!
2006-12-29 17:42:51 · answer #10 · answered by Brooklyn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one!! I'm glad he yelled back!
2006-12-29 17:54:57 · answer #11 · answered by hamsa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋