There is a man and woman who are golfing, but they are not together. The man comes up the the woman, and asks her what hole he is on. She says "I am on the 5th hole, and because you are one hole behind me, you are on the 4th hole". The man says "Thank you", and walks away.
Later, the man comes up to the lady again, and asks her what hole he is on. The lady replies "I am on the 14th hole, and because you are one hold behind me, you are on the 13th hole." The man thanks her, and then asks her out to lunch at the golf clubhouse.
While they are having lunch, the man asks the lady what she does for a living. She replies, "You're going to laugh, it's really embarassing."
The man promises that he won't laugh. The lady says, "I sell tampons."
The man bursts into laughter, and the lady says, "See, I knew that you were going to laugh."
The man wipes his eyes, and replies, "No, it's not that, it's just that I sell toilet paper, so I'm still one hole behind you!"
2006-12-29 17:09:53 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
definitely a 10!
2006-12-29 18:14:49 · answer #1 · answered by Beke P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy goes Ohio to buy a cow, the man selling it says "It gives great milk but when you pull it's teat, she farts like skunk out of a cannon. The man decides to try her our, sure enough best milk he has ever hand and worst fart each time pulls. The guy buys the cow and goes home. A few days later he invites a friend over and says check this cow out every time I pull she farts like a skunk out of a cannon! The friend says where in Ohio did you buy that cow. Owner says how did you know I got her in Ohio. His friend says well.... my wife is from Ohio.
2006-12-30 01:17:06 · answer #2 · answered by Roll_Tide! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute Joke!
2006-12-30 01:15:37 · answer #3 · answered by Julita 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It just reinforces the universal answer to the question on....
What's the biggest Lie yet so near the Truth?
Answer: You've came out of your Mom's anus.
2006-12-30 01:26:01 · answer #4 · answered by Mr. Kite 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two holes in one joke.
2006-12-30 01:15:03 · answer #5 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! I knew the answer was going to be that XD
Great Joke!!
2006-12-30 01:15:44 · answer #6 · answered by BlueRocks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! havent heard that one before...thanks for the laugh.
2006-12-30 02:50:30 · answer #7 · answered by snowsnake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad but I find it just a little too...you know.
2006-12-30 01:48:51 · answer #8 · answered by Esmerelda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really funny i can't stop laughing! this joke made laugh real hard!
2006-12-30 01:59:21 · answer #9 · answered by hamsa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO that was really funny
2006-12-30 01:15:35 · answer #10 · answered by i_love_orange_crush_05 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋