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Question

A man is driving down the road when he spots a sign that says, TALKING DOG FOR SALE. He is curious, so he pulls over and spots the owner. He asks him if he can see the dog. "Sure, he's right over there". The man walks up to the dog and says "I hear you can talk". "Yes, I can", says the dog. "I learned to speak at an early age and decided to capitalize on it and joined the C.I.A. They sent me to Russia and Germany and I laid around and listened in on secret conversations and reported back to the C.I.A. I made so much money doing this that I was able to retire early." The man was amazed and asked the owner how much he wanted for the dog. "Ten bucks", says the owner. "Isn't that awfully cheap for a talking dog?" says the man. "Not really" says the owner. "You see, he's a liar. He's never been to any of those places".

Answer 1

uh 3

Answer 2

4

Answer 3

5/10

Answer 4

as I was sitting here reading this to my dog we got into an fight over this one, he says I should give you an 11......I said no a 7 so we have been fighting over this one for a half hour
so now i am giving you an 8 out of ten...
so I say ....8...
and I am not talking to my dog until maybe we say prayers before we both go to sleep tonight..( never go to sleep mad! )

good luck
smile

thanks for the joke...

Answer 5

Nice joke, I rate it a 7 out of 10 :-)

Answer 6

This one gets a 7!

Answer 7

good one 9/10

Answer 8

I won't take it for 5 bucks. My cat hate liars...

LoL....that's a 3/10...3 points for you...10 points for me if you chose mine as Best answer

Answer 9

10/10 10 for your question and maybe 10 points for me if you choose me for best answer lol

Answer 10

i guess 6/10