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I was recently in the store and I was in the dairy and cheese aisle. All of a sudden, I strike up this conversation with this amazing woman. We seemed to have a lot in common. All of a sudden, I reach for the "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" and she says she has to go. I ask her for her phone number and she says she doesn't have one. She ran out of the store so fast she didn't pay for her food and was arrested. What did I do wrong in this pick-up?

2006-12-29 16:09:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

11 answers

are you sure that she didn't have to go make sure she didn't leave her dog in her car?

2006-12-29 16:20:01 · answer #1 · answered by JuliusRomans 3 · 1 0

I don't think you did anything wrong-you were probably fortunate and saved yourself from getting involved with a psycho. Anyone who could get really freaked out by "I can't believe its not butter" is one pat short of a stick of butter. Better luck next time.

2006-12-30 00:14:44 · answer #2 · answered by bookgirl924 2 · 0 0

Was is stick "butter" or squeeze or in a tub? This is important and something you need to think about for yourself. :)

2006-12-30 00:13:59 · answer #3 · answered by F.J. 6 · 0 0

Women like men that eat real butter...



Wink.

2006-12-30 00:12:08 · answer #4 · answered by I Think 4 Me 3 · 0 0

Maybe she had recently seen "Last Tango in Paris".

2006-12-30 00:11:50 · answer #5 · answered by Dane 6 · 0 0

hey chuck to awnser your question about the goggles i actualy went to my avatar when i went to check my e mail and a saw them

2006-12-30 00:24:48 · answer #6 · answered by clumsy gamer 2 · 1 0

what a freak! i mean the woman...

better luck next time..lol sorry

2006-12-30 00:19:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Maybe she was (not to be sick) having a period or just was getting nervous.

2006-12-30 00:13:18 · answer #8 · answered by Dave Grohl Wanna Be!!!! 5 · 0 0

she was obviously a physo. that or your not telling the whole truth

2006-12-30 00:14:41 · answer #9 · answered by farmer 2 · 0 0

maybe she forgot her money honey !!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ! this was a really good one...haha he he heheheheh hahaha

2006-12-30 00:33:24 · answer #10 · answered by dounut 3 · 0 1

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