2006-12-29 14:46:38 · 16 answers · asked by The Chad 1 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
Aliens have implanted genetically modified corn in your colon to spread it's seed throughout the sewer system. The mutant corn will then feed the race of alien/rat hybrids that will eventually take over the world. You have to stop crapping, NOW! Save us from the horror.
2006-12-29 14:52:42 · answer #1 · answered by grease junkie 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Corn isn't digestible.Same with gum. I think it has something to do with a wax that is in them. We eat it and know we've chewed the crap out of it and whenever it does come out, the damn thing is whole again! That's the part that gets me. You must have a slow digestive system. Hope I've been able to help.
2006-12-29 22:41:31 · answer #2 · answered by Da1uWanna 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How great is the snake? i does not evaluate 2 weeks very worrisome for most corn snakes, fairly if its nevertheless chilly the position you're. supply your snake a soak in really warmth water to assist stimulate the bowel, then wait per week and take a verify out lower back.
2016-12-01 07:55:49 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blame the Corn Fairy.
2006-12-29 14:50:08 · answer #4 · answered by Angelz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well chadster you really need some fiber to keep things going and staying up your butt for a month, here's to happy future pooping
2006-12-29 14:51:13 · answer #5 · answered by picture 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It isn't corn. When a tapeworm dies, you end up passing through segments of it's body.
2006-12-29 14:48:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really don't know buy I ate a quarter last month and I just pooped two dimes and a quarter. You tell me.
2006-12-29 14:49:39 · answer #7 · answered by slider1566 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wow. Slow bowels. Wait until you find the gum you swallowed in 7th grade!
2006-12-29 14:47:59 · answer #8 · answered by Joe S 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
that is a weee bit strange mate but my kanga roo had this same prob. her digestive system was slow but shes a roo ur a mate c a doc. mate
best regards,
-ronny
2006-12-29 14:51:57 · answer #9 · answered by wwjd 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yikes! Thats too much info dude!
2006-12-29 14:49:29 · answer #10 · answered by MC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋