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All those pictures of earth were forged like all the evidence supporting evolution. Don't worship the Devil and his lies!

2006-12-29 14:29:19 · 20 answers · asked by Sifting 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Are you a stone-age computer savvy ???

2006-12-29 14:32:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anger eating demon 5 · 1 1

Thanks to Photoshop, many lies have perpetrated. Those photos from space clearly show the Earth is an irregular pentagon. If you go to a natural history museum and look carefully, you can see how the T. rex fossils are altered with the distortion tool. They're actually cow skeletons. Photoshop was created by the Devil. If you look at the program credits, you'll find his name listed in the background color.

2006-12-29 17:39:01 · answer #2 · answered by novangelis 7 · 0 1

If you believe this You Would Believe the World is Round!!!


Each morning upon rising, and each evening before sleeping, gives thanks for the life within you and for all life, for the good things the Creator has given you and for the opportunity to grow a little more each day. Consider your thoughts and actions of the past day and seek for the courage and strength to be a better person. Seek for the things that will benefit others (everyone).

2. Respect. Respect means "To feel or show honor or esteem for someone or something; to consider the well being of, or to treat someone or something with deference or courtesy". Showing respect is a basic law of life.

3. Once a council has decided something in unity, respect demands that no one speak secretly against what has been decided. If the council has made an error, that error will become apparent to everyone in its own time.

4. Be truthful at all times, and under all conditions.

5. Always treat your guests with honor and consideration. Give of your best food, your best blankets, the best part of your house, and your best service to your guests.

6. The hurt of one is the hurt of all; the honor of one is the honor of all.

7. Receive strangers and outsiders with a loving heart and as members of the human family.

8. All the races and tribes in the world are like the different colored flowers of one meadow. All are beautiful. As children of the Creator they must all be respected.

9. To serve others, to be of some use to family, community, nation, and the world is one of the main purposes for which human beings have been created. Do not fill yourself with your own affairs and forget you’re most important talks. True happiness comes only to those who dedicate their lives to the service of others.

10. Observe moderation and balance in all things.

11. Know those things that lead to your well-being and those things that lead to your destruction.

12. Listen to and follow the guidance given to your heart. Expect guidance to come in many forms; in prayer, in dreams, in times of quiet solitude, and in the words and deeds of wise Elders and friends.







Wahoo!!!

2006-12-29 14:33:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

He's just making a joke of the fact that Christians accept science only when it doesn't contridict with the bible, but the bible says the world is flat with a hard shell on top. He's just saying that if Christians are going to accept stuff that goes against the bible it's weird they won't accept evolution.

2006-12-29 14:36:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Hey nice reverse psychology. Do you really think we are that straight up retarded? You might be surprised to know that the Bible supports a round earth. Nature is God's second book. You should read both of His books sometime.

2006-12-29 14:34:45 · answer #5 · answered by The GMC 6 · 4 1

Umm, why would the devil want us to believe the earth is round? It would not suit his purpose as that belief does not contradict anything in the bible.
"He sits enthroned above the circle of the earth, and its people are like grasshoppers. He stretches out the heavens like a canopy, and spreads them out like a tent to live in."
---Isaiah 40:22

2006-12-29 14:34:46 · answer #6 · answered by Lady of the Garden 4 · 3 1

What do you mean. All those pictures I see are of a coin shaped Earth. It doesn't look round to me. And those dinosaurs obviously are placed there by Satan. Jesus Rocks.

2006-12-29 14:32:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Finally, a man of truth is among us asserting that the earth is not round. Praise to you man of knowledge, could you tell us also whether what we see as round could in actuality be flat for example, a woman's round breasts could they in reality be flat, expand your theory professor of professors and then get yourself a LIFE!!!!!!.

2006-12-29 14:35:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I'm sincerely hoping this is a sarcastic non-believer trying to make Christians look bad.

2006-12-29 15:23:10 · answer #9 · answered by Captain America 5 · 0 0

He's right, Royal. Religion just proved the Earth is flat. What cave have you been living in?

2006-12-29 14:31:36 · answer #10 · answered by Atlas 6 · 1 1

false dichotomy

creationists believe the earth is round

there is an earth is flat society in England... perhaps existing more as a joke than not

2006-12-29 14:32:43 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

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