A convict escapes from jail, breaks into a house and ties up the young couple that are naked in bed. As they lie there, helpless, the wife says, "Look, we'll do anything you ask. Take what you want - money, food, the car, anything, but please don't hurt us."
The convict replies, "Well, I've been in jail for 20 years now...I've had nothing to eat but bread and water; I've had nothing to do but sew mailbags and I haven't set eyes on a woman in all that time."
Before the wife can say anything, the husband says, "Take whatever you want. Don't kill us and we'll do anything you want.
"Anything?" "Well then, roll over pretty boy. You remind me of my last cellmate." :)
2006-12-29 10:55:11 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love that joke but I first heard it in a diff version (will only recap some)
"I'll give you anything you want-as long as you don't hurt my wife!" said the huband.
"Anything?"the man asked.
"ANYTHING! Right, dear?" the husband asked.
"Yes, of course!"the cowering (sp?)wife agrees.
"...Ok then"
From the husband's point of view, the man leaned down and licked the woman's ear for a few seconds before going to the bathroom.
The husband leaned over to his wife, kissed her cheek and said "Don't worry, love, it'll be over soon. Good luck...what's he doing?"
"Oh, he said he can't wait to have you and asked where we keep the Vasaline. Don't worry, hun, it'll be over soon" she kissed his shocked face. When the door reopened, she whispered "Good luck"
lol-whatever, it's great!
2006-12-30 06:21:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is Your name Joey and are You a male? and if so why is Your avatar a female and I noticed that you have spelled the word "something" wrong How old are you? What time is it where you are? Am I good looking? are You still coming over to My sleepover? Why haven't you answered anyones questions yet?
2016-03-29 00:12:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm
2006-12-29 10:59:55 · answer #3 · answered by Georgie's Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny fidgety.
ADVICE to prison inmates------never volunteer to play the female role in the Christmas panto.
2006-12-29 22:34:23 · answer #4 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not bad 8/10
2006-12-30 05:03:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny i wonder what the wife thought
2006-12-29 13:24:03 · answer #6 · answered by Josette S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
Reminds me of the hiker and the tree-hugger joke.
2006-12-29 10:58:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
im printing this&sending it2my man-he's locked up rite now&i love fn with him
2006-12-29 11:00:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah not very funny
2006-12-29 11:03:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ROTFLMAO! Sick, funny, gross, funny, and plain...gay funny!
--That Cheeky Lad
2006-12-29 17:05:02 · answer #10 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋