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For needing a crap.....a bloke earlier came into my shop......looking in discomfort...when i asked what the matter was......he said he had a turtles neck.....i found this extremly funny...has anyone else got any other funny sayings that revolve around going to the toilet....

2006-12-29 10:30:46 · 18 answers · asked by abdul m 1 in Pregnancy & Parenting Toddler & Preschooler

18 answers

Yep.....puppys nose......or touching cloth

2006-12-29 10:34:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Drop the kids off at the pool (My fiance says this a lot)
My 19month old son is straight forward though: Gotta go poopy

2006-12-29 10:35:18 · answer #2 · answered by Kristin Pregnant with #4 6 · 1 0

I going to drop the kids off at the pool, or I'm taking the browns to the superbowl.

2006-12-29 10:39:15 · answer #3 · answered by rozzell j 3 · 2 0

we call it turtleitis in my family but we've just moved to the prairies where they say they need to get rid of a prairie dog.

others I've heard:
-gotta take the kids to the pool
-gotta pinch a loaf

2006-12-29 10:34:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I either say droppin the Cosby kids off at the pool or gopher pokin

2006-12-29 12:12:08 · answer #5 · answered by BimboBaggins 3 · 0 1

I once had been working very hard and sat down to take a break. I told my toddler that I was pooped...and he took it as I pooped in my diaper just like he did!

2006-12-29 10:36:17 · answer #6 · answered by jamie_0778 4 · 0 0

When you con't wait much longer - The bears coming out of the woods

2006-12-29 10:32:27 · answer #7 · answered by Jolly Jo Jo 3 · 0 0

wow all these are fantasdtic, I'm british, and the only one i can think of is "av got a turtles head".

2006-12-29 16:57:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

inna bit mush, ur a smelly jebend!!

touching cloth, turtle head, gunna lay a brick, gunna blow heroshima again!, i need 2 take world war 3!!

keep crapping m8

2006-12-29 12:19:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Don`t fall in the toliet bowl.

2006-12-29 10:33:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

rubbing on cotton

aka badly needing a crap

2006-12-29 10:32:16 · answer #11 · answered by tmswainyboy 3 · 0 0

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