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They made too much racket on earth, and there no leaves in heaven.

2006-12-29 10:17:54 · 17 answers · asked by Lou B 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Leaf blowers are totally unnatural! I mean, they don't exist in nature, we had to build them OURSELVES... that's just WRONG! Nothing unnatural makes it into heaven!!!!!

2006-12-29 10:21:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

True - but not because of the noise!!

IF - a big if - any leaves ever fall in Heaven, they'll just sink through the clouds!!!

Heaven is perfect. Having store-sheds full of useless gadgets does not = perfection, therefore, there will be no leaf-blowers in Heaven!

2006-12-29 10:22:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

All things will be permitted in heaven, but only between the hours of 8 AM and 8 PM. However, leafblowers will prove totally unnecessary.

2006-12-29 10:24:29 · answer #3 · answered by David G 5 · 1 1

O, shucks! And I just bought a Stanley brand leaf blower too. Maybe I can help tidy up people's clouds, yuh?

2006-12-29 10:21:25 · answer #4 · answered by Sick Puppy 7 · 0 0

They do not mention much about heaven in the Bible ?You can go to Heaven if you do what it said in the Bible?For example if someone slap your right ,turn and let them slap left.Can you do it and what does it meant?Forgive and forget ?Accept all people ,love them as God love all people.Can you do that?You must be close to what God do and don"t.Heaven is there for you?

2006-12-29 10:27:46 · answer #5 · answered by Jason Koh 4 · 0 0

All material things are absent from the realm of heaven.

2006-12-29 10:23:21 · answer #6 · answered by Tofu Jesus 5 · 1 0

How do you know there are no leaves in heaven, leaves make pretty colors, i dont see why not. false.

2006-12-29 10:20:06 · answer #7 · answered by ihatechristiansegyptiangoddess 2 · 0 0

The only thing man-made in heaven will be the scars on Jesus.

2006-12-29 10:21:00 · answer #8 · answered by watcherd 4 · 0 1

True of false God knows

2006-12-29 10:19:13 · answer #9 · answered by Zifikos 5 · 0 0

that is not true. anyone is allowed in Heaven if they follow the word of God.

2006-12-29 10:21:49 · answer #10 · answered by ~*Kathryn*~ 5 · 1 0

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