Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.
Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.
By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The blonde shouts, "fire!!"
2006-12-29 10:06:07 · 28 answers · asked by d1ckdeckard 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Funny!!!!!!! 9/10!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks for the laugh!!!
2006-12-29 10:08:41 · answer #1 · answered by Crazze Chik 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah but in a demented kind of why.
But all blonde's are not brain dead because I have a niece that is a true blonde and she is much smarter than you
2006-12-29 18:14:02 · answer #2 · answered by Tom Sawyer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man I love your jokes. I hope you have some more big jokes. That was so funny LOL 5x
2006-12-29 18:26:16 · answer #3 · answered by John R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Already heard it. It makes me chuckle a bit, but its not too funny!
2006-12-29 18:21:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are you, ten? These jokes are so old, I heard them in the 4th grade.
2006-12-29 18:24:40 · answer #5 · answered by Shepherd 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your gonna be in front of the firing squad next if thats your mug shot...LOL
2006-12-29 18:34:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, and your jokes are getting worse by the minute
2006-12-29 18:12:30 · answer #7 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that one is old and these jokes don't really seem to be funny to people anymore.
2006-12-29 19:02:04 · answer #8 · answered by Make a wish 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice Joke!!! I'm lucky I'm not blonde!!!...No offense.. I'm still young...
2006-12-29 18:22:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your delivery needs work.
2006-12-29 18:11:57 · answer #10 · answered by Marc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We saw that one before.
2006-12-29 18:07:20 · answer #11 · answered by Webballs 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋