A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
2006-12-29 10:02:30 · 25 answers · asked by d1ckdeckard 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm assuming that you want to know if blonde jokes are offensive to blondes and gave us something to help us decide (c:
I'm blonde, but confident in my mental abilities and therefore don't take offense. I love to use my hair color as an excuse though -- comes in handy sometimes, haha
As far as this joke goes.... I have to admit to a little giggle.
2006-12-29 10:27:27 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Im surprised she could dye her hair that many times and get it right.
2006-12-29 18:14:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OLD JOKE! heard it over 5 years ago
2006-12-29 18:15:41 · answer #3 · answered by Konrad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but not the greatest sorry
2006-12-29 18:05:04 · answer #4 · answered by apples_and_bananas! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahh, it was funny the first time I heard it.
2006-12-29 18:12:33 · answer #5 · answered by sugarapple25 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its funny but blonde jokes you hear too often and they become less funny.
2006-12-29 18:04:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL 5x Do you really think blondes are that dumb?
2006-12-29 18:08:46 · answer #7 · answered by John R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay..... i am a blonde, am I stupid? -1/10
2006-12-29 18:10:57 · answer #8 · answered by Crazze Chik 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he he...I'll give that 8 thumbs up out of 10.
2006-12-29 18:05:42 · answer #9 · answered by steve 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
REALLY old joke...dude, your jokes suck...
oh, and a word to Skyblue, the BLONDE girl above me, YOU SPELLED STEREOTYPING WRONG!!!!!!!! HEHE, DUMB BLONDE!!!!
2006-12-29 19:03:46 · answer #10 · answered by Make a wish 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋