A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit. She instructed her son to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to his daddy who was on site. After Junior had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that there was a lady that picked up daddy's phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile. Women!! She waited impatiently for her husband to return from work and upon seeing him in the driveway, she rushed out and gave him a tight slap, and she slapped him again, for good measure. People from the neighborhood rushed around to find out what the cause of the commotion was. The woman asked Junior to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called. Junior said, "the subscriber you have dialed is not available."
2006-12-29 09:31:21 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks for allcomments heres another:YO MAMMAS SO FAT SHE WENT TO SEE A MOVIE AND SAT BESIDE EVERYONE!
2006-12-29 09:34:06 · update #1
lol...dats funny
2006-12-29 09:33:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL. Well, I liked the Joke! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have great weekend!
2006-12-29 23:45:38 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats really funny ROFL
2006-12-29 09:35:15 · answer #3 · answered by New York 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh that's funny! 10/10.
2006-12-29 09:33:18 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny joke, seriously. Let's have more
2006-12-29 09:44:15 · answer #5 · answered by d1ckdeckard 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This a Q & A page dude...what are you smokin...go to www.jokes on you.org...to tell /share jokes. By the way that joke needs work...soorry...
2006-12-29 09:35:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL a nice joke
2006-12-29 11:49:38 · answer #7 · answered by Dark Side 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke. I like it. If you want more jokes try this site:http://www.ahajokes.com/
2006-12-29 09:52:34 · answer #8 · answered by Julita 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was so funny my dog even laughed!
2006-12-29 09:38:36 · answer #9 · answered by gotgoji 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAH!! That must have been embarrassing for the wife!
2006-12-29 10:21:13 · answer #10 · answered by Mallory B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-12-29 09:55:29 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋