He farts so hard that if i sticked a lighter to his bottom,GREAT flames would br produced!And burpes so loudly that whenever he does it,its like your living with Godzilla ,the salad breath monster.What should i do?
2006-12-29 09:29:15 · 31 answers · asked by Wind Chime 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Do it back to him and have a contest.
2006-12-29 09:31:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I am fighting about it with my farting and burping husband...and I always will!
Lots of Blessings in New Year 2007!
2006-12-29 09:31:53 · answer #2 · answered by kinga310 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
make him pay for doing it. set up a fart/burp jar. every fart 1.00 and burp .50. you will either get rich or he will quit being gross. that is also how you break a man from smoking, and cussing, and picking their nose. It works really well. Trust me. I bought hubby a go cart for quiting gross habits. I did that in six months.
2006-12-29 09:54:48 · answer #3 · answered by samantha s 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lmao!! you must really love him!!
if he is capable of hv'ing a serious conversation, tell him how it effects you. if it makes you find him less appealing and kills the woohooo you feel when he does that, he shld get it!! you hv the same bodily functions shld you choose to let them rip, ask him how appealing he'd find you if you acted like a barnyard animal around him (= good luck!!!
2006-12-29 09:32:32 · answer #4 · answered by bb 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Definitely fart and burp as loud and deadly as you possibly can back at him!
2006-12-29 09:33:35 · answer #5 · answered by Guillermo R 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
everybody farts and burps on thier significant other, it just depends on how long they're together.
2006-12-29 11:59:25 · answer #6 · answered by Charlie Lima Oscar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u should tell him 2 stop farting and burping weather its ur husband or ur brother. this is wat i always say 2 my brother "Yo Evan(brother) u better stop farting or i'll kick u in da balls!!" and he said i really can't but i did. if he burps don;t breathe only breathe when he's done. or u can not breathe and look and listen.
2006-12-29 09:34:48 · answer #7 · answered by Valerie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Kick the pig outâ¥
2006-12-29 09:30:50 · answer #8 · answered by ♥USMCwife♥ 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
he kneads to know its serious that you rilly don't like it tell him to pleas not do it around you if he kneads to he can leave to the bathroom to relive himself and if he dus it in front of you get up and leave the room have him gome to har you are at and if he dus it again leave again and if he asks you why you leave tell him you don't want to be around when he is being unconsidered he will hopefully stop doing it
2006-12-29 09:41:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Let me guess, you are Jack Black's new wife. You asked for that, babee!!
2006-12-30 15:16:54 · answer #10 · answered by Hielodrive 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, farting is really uncommon and unnatural.
2006-12-29 09:41:00 · answer #11 · answered by Seven Costanza 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋