Atheists, so you don't think Zeus and the FSM are real?

Question

I can prove it to you and none of your so-called science will ever be able to disprove it. Here it is: my friend got up late for school and missed his biology test. How do you explain that? The only logical way is that we've taken Zeus out of our schools (not to mention our society!). And then ... how do you explain the fact the existence of Rigatoni and Baked Ziti? Do you think these things just popped into being?! LOL!!!! Silly, silly atheists! The Flying Spaghetti Monster (pasta be unto him) is co-creator with Zeus and is the reason for such wonders. You atheists make me laugh. Next thing you'll be trying to tell us is that the world is round. Sheesh.

Answer 1

Good point



Sincerely,

Landy

Answer 2

The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (pbuh) does not state that Zeus is co-creator. Blasphemer!! How dare you add doctrine that was not given to our prophet Bobby Henderson!

I doubt that you are a true pirate. We don't spread this kind of hate around. You make us all look bad. We spread love, peace and marinara sauce.

It is a known fact that the FSM will change all scientific data at will and therefore no one can prove that the world is round.

RAmen

Answer 3

Why shouldn't they acquire the comparable weight? What contraptions them different than for one yet another in terms of believeability? Your data for God is the Bible. The Greeks had written myths, statues, oral traditions, and temples to Zeus. heavily, what's the adaptation? The Bible says God exists, the statues and temples to Zeus say he existed. you are able to no longer fairly say that God is the actual one because's your faith consequently you're biased, lots the comparable as a believer in Zeus might assert. What all of it comes all the way down to is that God and Zeus the two have the comparable "data" with the objective to speak going for them. If the Bible is solid adequate data for you for God's existance, why are statues, temples, and oral traditions any diverse?

Answer 4

It is funny that you mention Zeus. If you really look at paintings and sculptures of greek mythology and Zeus you will see a striking resemblance in Biblical art. DaVinci, Michaelangelo, Bernini.

Answer 5

The Bible is up for interpretation, using many metaphors…

The Snake was just a metaphor for Satan…

Was Satan really Zeus aka Adam and was Venus really Eve aka Isis?

Jeremiah 1- Prophecy Part 3… Heads of “Zeus/Nike” abound on buildings in D.C. Isis is in grid layouts and in bas-relief sculptures of Greek and Roman gods and goddesses from one end of town to the other. The ancient story unfolds of Satan’s first child (first-born Cain) and his first Great Eagle Goddess, who was “Eve” (Isis). This Isis “Queen of Egypt” is the worshipped Madonna with Child (Isis and Osiris) for today’s German/Roman Catholics and others.

So as you see from the statement above, Satan’s first child is Cain, which means Satan is Adam who was Zeus. And Eve (Venus) was Isis the Madonna and Child.

Was Zeus was Satan?
We can find original text written in Greek, Latin as well as Hebrew. The Greek alphabet was assigned numerical values (The X gives the Z sound of Xylophone) X (=Chi) 600; Xi (shaped like a curled capital E) 60 and S (Sigma) 6. (Although Sigma is no longer used, it was) Thus 600, 60 and 6 spells XES, the Greek spelling for Zeus. In the KJV translation - where the name of the prophet Elisha (meaning 'My God is Saviour') has been retained in the paganised form 'Eliseus' (My god is Zeus). In similar fashion, the Name of the Hebrew Messiah YAHU'SHUAH (meaning 'YAHU is Saviour') has been paganised to read 'JeZeus', ('God is Zeus') which later became 'Jesus' in the English language (pronounced 'Jezus').

600 (X), 60 (Xi,=E), 6 (S) the number of his name, clearly spells XES the original Greek spelling for ZEUS.

Was Venus Eve?
Jeremiah 44:17 (NIV) "We will certainly do everything we said we would: We will burn incense to the Queen of Heaven and will pour out drink offerings to her just as we and our fathers, our kings and our officials did in the towns of Judah and in the streets of Jerusalem. At that time we had plenty of food and were well off and suffered no harm." …And there are those who claim that it's referring to Venus, Asherah, Ashtoreth, Ishtar, or Isis. They are all the same person. Venus is equivalent to the Egyptian Goddess Isis, the Phoenician Astarte and the Babylonian Ishtar. Venus is known as the Daughter of Heaven and Sea (Creation)

If Isis the Madonna and Child was Eve, then Eve was Venus.

And I think it’s about high time she was forgiven for eating that apple!

If you asked me Satan aka Adam lied and it was he who was the evil one.

Answer 6

I tell you, the whole country started going to hell when they stopped allowing blood sacrifice in school. Zeus is just washing his hands of all of us right now.

Answer 7

The FSM created all that lives. How do I know? Blood is red. Spaghetti sauce is red. Coincidence? I think not.

Answer 8

Take your tongue out of your cheek.( It's hard to breathe that way.)

I've accepted the FSM into my heart and have been saved by his noodlely appendages.

Answer 9

Atheists just don't want to hear the truth. I have personally been touched by His noodly appendage.

Answer 10

I do indeed

I cook and eat pasta to worship the FSM and my favorite greek god is Hermes. He is so cute wi his little wings on his shoes...

Ramen !

Answer 11

I think i missed the FSM