A man is enjoying a smoke in front of a sky scraper, when suddenly he is approached by a social health worker, who immediately questions him.
-So how long have you been smoking for?
-About 30 years.
-Right. And how many you smoke a day?
-Couple of packs or so.
-Well you know what, if you didnt smoke you would have had enough money to buy that skyscraper.
-Wow, that's interesting. Now, madam, let me ask you a question. Do you smoke?
-No.
-Do you own a skyscraper?
-No.
-Well I smoke and that skyscraper is mine so you can go and screw yourself.
2006-12-29 09:11:28 · 34 answers · asked by Smee 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think it's great!!
2006-12-29 09:13:34 · answer #1 · answered by lisa h 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1 out of 10
2006-12-29 09:24:43 · answer #2 · answered by (TMM) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a lame azz "joke". What's the point? You could have told that "joke" with a lot fewer words.
"Hey, did you know that if you didn't smoke, you could buy a skyscraper with the money you save?"
"Go screw yourself"
the end.
Don't quit your day job.
2006-12-29 09:17:22 · answer #3 · answered by bodinibold 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad. About a 6 out of 10.
2006-12-29 09:13:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Silly but kinda funny. 7/10. Cute.
2006-12-29 09:28:06 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-12-29 09:15:12 · answer #6 · answered by fairbetsy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it is an expression of frustration against the anti pleasure police who won't stop until everything remotely enjoyable is stamped out. not funny, but amusing.
2006-12-29 09:35:45 · answer #7 · answered by Bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lame
2006-12-29 09:12:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
funny, but its a bit of a stretch. the punch line is weak cuz all he says is screw urself. i still laughed though.
2006-12-29 09:13:54 · answer #9 · answered by hack 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i think it's pretty funny, not hilarious, or like over the top rolling on floor funny, just pretty funny
2006-12-29 09:18:35 · answer #10 · answered by Shaniqua B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didnt laugh, Sorry
2006-12-29 09:15:50 · answer #11 · answered by Pink Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋