According to Islam; does satan urinate in my ear if I fall asleep while praying?

Question

The Hadith (Bukari vol. 2 no. 245)
If one sleeps and does not offer the prayer, Satan (Shaytaan) urinates his ears.
Narrated Abdullah: The prophet said, "Satan urinated in his ears."

Really I just want to know....

Answer 1

Ishaq:255
“Jewish rabbis came to the Apostle and asked him , ‘Why does a boy resemble his mother when the semen comes from the father?’ Muhammad replied, ‘Do you not know that a man’s semen is white and thick and a woman’s is yellow and thin? The likeness goes with that which comes to the top.

Answer 2

Not exactly true. Satan tries to stop you from waking to pray and yes pee's in your ear. Not if you fall asleep while praying. There is a difference. So the answer from a Muslim is Yes we believe Satan pee's in your ear IF you DO NOT WAKE for prayer, not if you fall asleep while praying. Got it.

Answer 3

Only if Satan is a dog, and I sleep under a tree in the open.
Satan is a spirit, and spirits never urinate.

Answer 4

If god is the one that wants the prayer, why does satan care? Wouldnt satan be happy you arent praying to god?

religion makes no sense, its stupid.

Answer 5

Plug your ears before falling asleep just to be on the safe side.

Answer 6

Yes! This must be TRUE!
Otherwise the Hadith would have ERRORS like the Unholy Quaran does!

http://answering-islam.org/Quran/Science/index.htm

Answer 7

Yes if you missed the fajr pray ,the satan do that

Answer 8

I fart yellow mustard during my pray time

Answer 9

No, nothing pees in your ear during a sleep... prayer.. thingy.

Answer 10

Thats why your pillow is wet in the morning