2006-12-29 08:59:49 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Rhino my real name is Judas, my parents hated me!
2006-12-29 09:06:46 · update #1
Noah had a very colorful career indeed.
First he was simple man living a simple life, then all of a sudden *BAM* he has to learn how to make a really big boat.
First he Google'd it; but he could not find what he needed.
Then he went down to the docks, but they all laughed at him (might have been because he was followed by a throng of circus animals).
Finally in desperation he had some gangaweed and everything began to make perfect sense to him.
As the boat neared completion he received great news from the dock, his application had been accepted and all he to do was come down and get his certificate..!!!
2006-12-29 09:07:37 · answer #1 · answered by wolf560 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
NO, SINCE HE DIDN'T SAIL.
Ark means box not boat. He didn't have to sail, just flout. A boat would have required tons of stone to act as ballast and it would still have rocked violently. A box would have only flouted without sway. It also would be much easier to build and have 30% more storage. The idea that it was a boat comes from pagan beliefs, not Jewish. Every culture on Earth has a story of the great flood in some form, but only Judaism gets it right, scientifically..
If you going to ask a silly question, as least get your facts straight.
2006-12-29 17:01:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If he was, he was quickly made president through the process of everyone else drowning. BTW, why the name "Judas"? You one of those skeptics of Christianity who likes to ask these, "How many angels can dance on the head of a pin" questions?
2006-12-29 17:03:16 · answer #3 · answered by rhino 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wonder where he registered his ship, likely some port of convenience that did not enforce regulations very much because, seeing as how he built his ship on dry land in the middle of a desert, it is unlikely he ever qualified as a ship's captan..
2006-12-29 17:08:38 · answer #4 · answered by Barabas 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, because if he was, he would have had to use union thugs for laborers, and he would have gone broke after the boat was only a third finished.
2006-12-29 17:02:39 · answer #5 · answered by I hate friggin' crybabies 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Noah was the seaman's union!!!
2006-12-29 17:08:41 · answer #6 · answered by ConstElation 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He might have been, and the population explosion was the flood of Noahs people.
2006-12-29 17:08:30 · answer #7 · answered by Lukusmcain// 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably. Otherwise, he wouldn't have had a big giant ship thing to hold a dog and three ducks.
2006-12-29 17:01:17 · answer #8 · answered by Cold Fart 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the union didn't exist in that approximate date.
noah never existed either. that story is a myth.
2006-12-29 17:01:58 · answer #9 · answered by jen1981everett 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No but he was in my yacht club.
2006-12-29 17:01:03 · answer #10 · answered by James C 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋