2006-12-29 08:23:45 · 15 answers · asked by dumbdumbhead 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
or if i said i wish i could stick my meatstick in her beef patty?
2006-12-29 08:25:36 · update #1
Strike you with "lightening"?
If you said you wanted to study English grammar, you'd obviously be struck with some ENlightening.
2006-12-29 08:33:16 · answer #1 · answered by Trollbuster 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why in the world would you think that God would even hear you?
I strongly suspect that he stopped listening to you quite a long time ago. You know, It is not the will of God that even one of his children perish - but he says that many, many will. Being a patient and merciful God, when Christ returns we will go into a 1000 year period. Do you know what that will be for? It will be for teaching and disipline. He will return with a rod of iron for correcting those children who need it. Know anybody that fits that bill?
2006-12-29 16:34:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are some - who God will not redeem - such as Satan and the other fallen angels. I just need to warn you that you have this very short life to accept redemption from your creator God or you will follow your hero into the lake of fire.
What make you mock your own creator when you can't even fathom the depth of this universe which He created.
2006-12-29 16:38:24 · answer #3 · answered by Charles H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No.
There are lots of women in the world named Mary so it would have to be a specific Mary.
2006-12-29 16:25:39 · answer #4 · answered by Cuddly Lez 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there are 1000s of marys in the world have you any particular one in mind not one who deid over 1900 years ago I am sure.
2006-12-29 16:27:19 · answer #5 · answered by Mim 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You might be arrested for necrophilia if you could get it to work, but other than that check your state and local laws.
2006-12-29 16:26:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No it would be ok. She is a widow. Joseph died a long time ago.
God might get jealous though, seeing as how he had her first.
2006-12-29 16:25:14 · answer #7 · answered by ÜFÖ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No
But I wish I could !
2006-12-29 16:25:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, that's not possible. No one can touch lightning and control it. It belongs to nature.
2006-12-29 16:25:55 · answer #9 · answered by Cold Fart 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes he would. but in a good way, because the only way your gonna have sex with her is as a corpse. enjoy!
2006-12-29 16:25:51 · answer #10 · answered by ConstElation 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋