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Christians believe in science. We don't worship it though.

2006-12-29 08:11:38 · answer #1 · answered by <><><> 6 · 5 1

Great stuff, science; as a servant, that is. But as a master, it is a terrible master.

The light bulb? You are amazed at the light bulb?

How about the sun? All the suns? How about molocular biology? How about interstellar dust?

Psalms 50:10-15
10 "For every beast of the forest is Mine, The cattle on a thousand hills.
11 "I know every bird of the mountains, And everything that moves in the field is Mine.
12 "If I were hungry I would not tell you, For the world is Mine, and all it contains.
13 "Shall I eat the flesh of bulls Or drink the blood of male goats?
14 "Offer to God a sacrifice of thanksgiving And pay your vows to the Most High;
15 Call upon Me in the day of trouble; I shall rescue you, and you will honor Me."

2006-12-29 16:14:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Who's to say that God didn't inspire the invention of the light bulb?
After all, God is the Light.

2006-12-29 16:15:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

God makes light, not man. So the lightbulb only gives false light. It does not let you see the truth. The light bulbs of the Satan deluded people give only black light.

Sorry, I tried but the Christian answers make my attempt at a spoof look too normal.

2006-12-29 16:14:48 · answer #4 · answered by Barabas 5 · 0 2

Science is the study of God's creation. And yes, the things we learn from studying his creation is amazing.

2006-12-29 16:34:46 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 2 0

Sure thing. Science is great stuff, I love it. But science is only possible because natural things act according to set laws.

2006-12-29 16:12:52 · answer #6 · answered by mle_trogdor2000 2 · 4 0

yes, it will light your way into the abyss well


oh yeah, how many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

doesnt matter- they cant see the light!

2006-12-29 16:10:56 · answer #7 · answered by I.M. 3 · 2 0

What is amazing is the creation of the human eye. WOW. Hmmm.. I wonder what scientist invented that. Got to give him credit. Hmmm....

2006-12-29 16:21:59 · answer #8 · answered by James C 3 · 4 0

The funny thing is that God created everything. Humans just labeled it science and totally rejected its creator and took responsibility. What is that called? Plagarism?

2006-12-29 16:15:52 · answer #9 · answered by That Guy 5 · 5 0

I thought atheists knew more about what we think than we do. Christians believe in science, we just don't see theories as fact.

2006-12-29 16:13:36 · answer #10 · answered by BrutalBaby 4 · 1 1

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