What would it be and why
2006-12-29 07:21:29 · 23 answers · asked by shannara 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Any Christians answering this seriously clearly don't know the bible. Revalations clearly states that anyone who adds to the book will have 'all the plaugues described in this book' added to them. Honestly, and it takes an atheist to tell you this.
2006-12-30 06:49:45 · answer #1 · answered by Sossage 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I was to write a paragraph for the bible, it would be a foreword. It would state that the following is based on fiction and was written by mentally unstable people or corrupt people looking to control the minds of the masses for their own gain.
The bible is a collection of children's stories written taken from many different religions and not necessarily written by the authors indicated. It was written by people who thought the earth was flat and the centre of the universe. In fact it has so many contradictions and so many books left out that it can not be viewed as anything but a very amateur piece of horrible literature.
2006-12-29 15:29:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 3⤋
I would give a profile of all the people who wrote the bible. I think that would be interesting to read about people like the twelve disciples.
2006-12-29 15:27:05 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I would ask why someone would be asking me to write a paragraph and shouldn't they be doing their own homework?
2006-12-29 15:23:34 · answer #4 · answered by godlessinaz 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
OUR PROMISED LAND SALVATION IS THE KINGDOM OF GOD
Adam to Noah #10 Son, To Abraham #20 son Matt.1:1-17; in genealogy of Jesus.
Isaac, Jacob as Israel, has twelve sons as heir to Promised Land covenant given
427 years after flood, in 215 years, Jacob age 130 Gen.47:9,11,28; has family in
Egypt, and in 215 at year 857,4th generation, Moses at 897th year has all at the
Promised Land. Joshua 5:6,10,12 ends 40 years, 14 days in New Year, 898th year.
Judges 11:26 is 300 years at 1198th year of Promised Land Judges. Acts 13:20 450
years to Samuel is 1307th year from Exodus and 1Ki.6: 480 years, Solomon, 1377th
year in Promised Land, 1Ki.11:42 in 36 years is 1413th year after flood, 391st
year ends kings, 1804 years after flood and 606 years before Christ. Christ was
2006 years ago and in his second coming will reign 1000 years as the world God
does love John 3:16 grows closer to his kingdom and our Promised Land SALVATION.
2006-12-29 16:45:07 · answer #5 · answered by jeni 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I would defend the chinese and koreans the right to eat dogs and cats as in GENESIS 9:3 said " Everything that lives and moves will be food for you .Just as I gave you the green plants , I now give you everything."
Time for hot hot hot dogs.
2006-12-29 16:43:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I am not worthy to kiss the ground that Jesus walked on so I am surly not worthy of writing something in the bible
2006-12-29 15:40:37 · answer #7 · answered by suzy-Q 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
I might come up with some rubbish about how the son of god came to earth from a virgin mother, or some crazy story abut oceans parting to allow people to walk across.
something along those lines.
2006-12-29 15:30:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
FOREWORD
All names used in this story are entirely fictious, any similarity to persons living is purely coincidental and no slander or misrepresentation was intended.
2006-12-29 17:19:48 · answer #9 · answered by Roy 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
My paragraph would be: Don't believe anything claimed by any human. Believe only what I say to you directly.
2006-12-29 16:06:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋