A guy asks why a dog is allowed on the plane with them and a DEA officer explains he's a DEA enforcement dog. After the plane is in the air for about a half hour, she sends the dog up one of the aisles. He goes about half way and sits down next to some guy. The pasenger asks, "Why is that dog just sitting there?" The officer explaines, "He smells illegal drugs on that guy. We will arrest him when we land." She sends the dog down another aisle, this time he sits next to someone and starts barking. The passenger asks why the dog is barking and the officer says, "That guy has a gun on him - we will arrest him when we land, too." Again she send the dog down the aisle the other way. He walks all the way to the rear of the airplane, and comes running back at full speed, yelping and loosing control of his bladder all the way back up the aisle. The pasenger asks, "What does THAT mean???" The officer says, "That means he found a bomb, and it's ticking."
2006-12-29 06:42:09 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg lol hilariously priceless!
2006-12-29 06:45:21 · answer #1 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Funny! 10/10. Ha Ha! The people on that plane are in serious trouble!
2006-12-29 08:53:57 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, you got a spare parachute?
Hahahahaha
2006-12-29 06:52:45 · answer #3 · answered by tangie1247 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-19 04:23:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's cute but i heard another version where the dog poops
2006-12-29 06:44:46 · answer #5 · answered by C_ Wan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
for a minute there i thought i was dajavu for snakes on a plane
2006-12-29 06:44:19 · answer #6 · answered by go4itgirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that it? Or did you not get a chance to finish it?
2006-12-29 06:45:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-12-29 08:03:09 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!!!
2006-12-29 07:35:04 · answer #9 · answered by mcnees79 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋