English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

Why is it that someone shed tears when they are taking a big crap???

2006-12-29 05:56:31 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

45 answers

because the **** is too big to be comming out of their *** hole? what kind of a question is this?

2006-12-29 05:57:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

The pressure that accumulates in your head and face while trying to squeeze off a loaf often makes the tear duct involuntarily contract to the point of letting out a couple tears. Nothing to fret about, it is totally normal.

Now, sometimes the turd is large enough and the anus tight enough to make for a little pain when defecating. There should be no cause for alarm in a case like this either since the pain is just for a fleeting moment.

Don't STRESS and happy pooping!!!

2006-12-29 06:02:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I shed tears of joy.There is nothing like a good dump.

2006-12-29 07:56:26 · answer #3 · answered by 24carfan 2 · 0 0

Nelly, are you serious? If you feel pain, try a laxative. If it feels good enough to shed tears of joy, you need to go a little more often. If it is too big, you need to try to become a little more regular. You may also want to ask your doctor.

2006-12-29 05:59:10 · answer #4 · answered by David L 6 · 0 0

Maybe they feel guilty for waisting last nights food. I usually smile and sigh when I take mine. It can be quite pleasing at times. Especially after a solid night of beer guzzling.

2006-12-29 06:01:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

umm haha i dont shed tears when I take a dump...you might want to get that checked out.

2006-12-29 05:58:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

come on I'm pretty sure you can figure this one out right, I mean its either pain or its makes you sad which one do you think it is, I mean you may have never had that problem but i'm sure you can figure out why someone else would, I feel stupid that I even gave you the pleasure of taking my time with a question that i'm sure you posted just for kicks, but thats cool.

2006-12-29 06:00:04 · answer #7 · answered by KIMBUR 4 · 0 0

How is this a singles/dating question? Hmmm. . .I never shed tears.

2006-12-29 05:57:51 · answer #8 · answered by Rosie aka Rosie 6 · 2 0

it can be painfull if the 'crap' is hard enough... i've done it... having to push so hard you think you'll burst a blood vessle...

some time there is a hard piece of something in there too, (like when i broke a filling, then swallowed it) that can hurt when it comes out too...

2006-12-29 05:59:06 · answer #9 · answered by Junior1544 6 · 0 0

maybe they got particulary attached to that specific piece of crap and once flushed they cried cus it felt like a piece of them was gone for the rest of their life

2006-12-29 06:04:35 · answer #10 · answered by mikester_tyson 2 · 0 0

???parc gib a gnikat era nehw sraet desh enoemos taht ti si yhW

?...pmud a gnikat nehW

I jsut tohuhgt I'd wtase yuor tmie sncie you wtased mnie, tnakhs!

2006-12-29 06:03:53 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

fedest.com, questions and answers