An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has never been with a woman sexually.
After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad.
She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback. And after a long-distance courtship, they decide to get married.
On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.
“What happened?” she asks.
“I've never been with a woman,” he says. “But if it's anything like screwing a kangaroo I'm gonna need all the room I can get!”
2006-12-29 05:48:38 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And she does it again!!! fantastic joke
2006-12-29 12:24:42 · answer #1 · answered by ellen b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A genuine 10/10 Rotflmao!
--That Cheeky Lad
2006-12-29 17:46:58 · answer #2 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10
2006-12-29 05:51:40 · answer #3 · answered by cereal killer 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you know what love i did miss you i had to turn 3 pages to get to you,i was busy all day and i only found a bit of time now for having a silent laugh.
please do keep in touch with me.you do know i am so made up with u i keep looking out for u.
forget given me best answer i am just made up to know ur around.
you have a great new year honey.and don't let any one put u on a downer.
keep us all smiling and laughin.
2006-12-30 11:17:53 · answer #4 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-12-29 05:51:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
reminds me of the song
tie me kangaroo down boy
tie me kangaroo down
still great joke though
2006-12-29 18:05:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little creepy for my taste but I guess I did chuckle a bit.
2006-12-29 06:12:43 · answer #7 · answered by andia2amat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I kinda liked the answerer who had a blonde joke.. sorry
2006-12-30 04:37:10 · answer #8 · answered by kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's umm....not....but ..it's o.k here's something to cheer you up
A blonde went to an appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
"Darn, he recognized me," she thought.
She went for a complete disguise this time: a brown curly wig, big baggy clothes, and big sunglasses. Then she waited a few days before she approached the salesman again and said, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.
2006-12-29 05:54:11 · answer #9 · answered by gnarhobbit 2 · 5⤊ 1⤋
You are the Humor Fox.
2006-12-29 08:10:37 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know what they say about laughter i over dosed on that one brill 10/10
2006-12-29 08:13:28 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋