Hello,
I want you to wake up the creative side inside you and suggest me what should I write in the birthday greeting card.
My best friend will have his 19th birthday tomorrow and I just bought him a pack of Durex condoms :D (the most expensive ones)...
I thought about few points I guess that will sound fine
* you're just like a brother to me
* protect yourself
make up stuff by your own too.
one-two lines of some cute thing (but not gay!) would be nice.
2006-12-29 05:32:50 · 13 answers · asked by Arcady 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
write... "ITS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY"
2006-12-29 05:37:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How bout this:
"Happy Birthday! I bought you condoms on the off chance that you may pick up someone some night and may want to get your freak on. Don't worry, they come with instructions. I found a few pointers to aid you in any questions that you may have along the way. Remember...I am your friend. I would never tell you anything that would put you in harms way.
1. If it's too short, just cut the tip off. (Not that you'll have to worry about that problem, at least that's what your sister told me.)
2. These are self removing condoms. All you have to do is get angry and it will get pissed off.
3. Just for fun? Condoms can hold as much as 12 liters of water or 3 bags of potatoes before bursting.
You'll also be encouraged to know this bit of information:
GOVERNMENT ANNOUNCMENT:
The government announced today that it is changing it's emblem to a condom because it more clearly reflects the governments political stance. A Condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sense of security while it's actually screwing you.
2006-12-29 06:16:14 · answer #2 · answered by frigidx 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Depends on the friend..but maybe this will work.
They were out of 'medium' and 'large' and only had 'small' I hope this fits.
Or simply create a label with your printer that says "Men's SMALL' and attach it to the wrapper.
2006-12-29 05:42:04 · answer #3 · answered by ca_surveyor 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stay safe crossing streets,stay safe hurting your bottom,I know this sounds weird but stay by wearing a condom
2006-12-29 06:19:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
make a like prescription label and print on there "Fill Daily" from like Dr. I.P. Freely
2006-12-29 06:04:38 · answer #5 · answered by hulaguy43 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"These aren't party ballons, nor candle covers.
Slip'em on, in case of frisky lovers.
The best sex is still the safest, just remember, you...
You've got your cake, now eat'er too."
2006-12-29 05:35:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Say "Hey bud, your old enough to start filling these balloons so find you a partner to show you how it's done."
2006-12-29 05:41:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
maybe something like:
You cant have a party with out a hat!
But I loved the first answer though.
2006-12-29 06:21:15 · answer #8 · answered by andia2amat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i thought the first answer was hillarious but you could stick with something simple like
"get lucky"
or
"enjoy"
oooor
"battaries not required :)"
"not intended for blow up dolls"
2006-12-29 05:50:50 · answer #9 · answered by Jordan Alexis 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Be good
if u can't be good
be carefull
if you can't be carefull
buy a pram
2006-12-29 06:07:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
SunsetSam's anwser is the best!
2006-12-29 06:25:22 · answer #11 · answered by sakura7blossoms 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋