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Question

Hi guys,

I wonder if anyone can help me with a software problem I'm experiencing
at
the moment.

Some time ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2
which
I'd used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently
conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try
and
run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is also incompatible with several
other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2.0 and
Playboy
6.1.

Successive versions of Girlfriend have proved no better. A shareware
beta-program, Party Girl 2.1 had many bugs and left a virus in my
system,
forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the
same
time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other
they caused severe damage to my hardware.

Sensing a way out, I upgraded to Fiancee 1.0 only to discover that this
product has to be upgraded to Wife 1.0. I did this largely because,
whilst
Wife 1.0 uses up all available resources, it does come bundled with
FreeSex Plus and Cleanhouse 2000. However, I discovered that Wife 1.0
can
be very unstable and costly to run. For example, any mistakes I made
were
automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted,
they
then resurfaced months later. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary
Explorer and E-mail pornfilter, and can, without warning, launch
Photostrop and Whingezip. These latter products have no helpfiles and
require you to try and guess the problem yourself.

Additional costly problems are that the Wife 1.0 bundle, that came with
the original system, needs updating regularly, requiring Shoe
ShopBrowser
Pro for new attachments and Hairstyle Express needs to be reinstalled
every week. It also conflicted with some of the new games I wanted to
try,
stating that they are an illegal operation.

When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Nova program, it often crashes or
runs
the system dry. Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called
Mother-in-Law, which can't be turned off. Recently, I've been tempted
to
try Mistress 2000, but there could be problems, if Wife 1.0 detects the
presence of Mistress 2000 it will delete all MS Money files before
uninstalling itself.

Answer 1

I've seen this one before and it is a real nightmare for and computer user.

Having experienced several problems in the past I have been running singlelife 2.0 and onmyown 1.1 There are still conflicts on the system and constant harrasement from a hidden virus called expartner 1.0 and csa 2.0 though. This turns singlelife 2.0 into a minefield and it is far from plain sailing. I wish you luck.

Answer 2

If you get a laptop, and install the mistress 2000 software, and a compatible windows xxxp with blinds. Thats what I'm doing and it seems to be working for me.

Answer 3

That was very creative. I have never seen anything like that, good job. But don't download Mistress 2000, I think your whole system might shut down.

Answer 4

Wait for Vista, it will wipe out everything including the memory of what you have lost!
--That Cheeky Lad

Answer 5

Just delete all software and try Single 1.0 for awhile. ☺

Answer 6

Long but funny. 10/10. You do have some serious software problems!

Answer 7

Hiya, Sounds like you have an id-10-T error

Answer 8

good 1 pmsl 10/10

Answer 9

keep away from mother in law 2006 they are a bigger problem 10/10

Answer 10

This is one of the better ones I have seen.